grooc

a name for someone who is a complete SIMP and bad at everything

Boy 1: Bro he just bought her a fucking car!
Boy 2: He is such a grooc!

grooc by zxchify January 10, 2021

Hotter than Satan's gooch 

A term used when describing how hot and humid it is (most commonly used in Texas), compares the temperature of a room to the area between Satan's testicles and asshole

Guy 1 "We need to fix the AC unit, it's, like, 100 degrees in here!"
Guy 2 "I know, it's hotter than Satan's gooch in here!"

Hotter than Satan's gooch by KnightStormer2 April 26, 2015

Slurp my gooch 

Common imperative verbal statement used to express a desire for oral pleasure between the (penile/vaginal) region and the anal region.

“Slurp my gooch.”

Slurp my gooch by Goochslurper October 29, 2020

Grocery-Sticked 

The often unneccessary act of someone placing the plastic divider on a grocery store conveyor belt to seperate their items from yours. Can be used as a metaphor for other situations.

Person 1: “Did you really just grocery-stick me? I have $100 worth of food and your only items are a candy bar and a tv.”
Person 2: “....Uh, I just didn’t want them to get mixed up.”
Person 1: “Never in the history of the world has anyone switched items with another person using a grocery stick because they would still have to pay for it.”

Steve: “Hey man, did you go home with that hot blonde last night?!
Kevin: “Nah man, I got grocery-sticked by her fat friend.”

Stacy: “Did you get Taylor Swift’s autograph?!
Monica: “Fuck no! I got up close when she got out of her limo but got grocery-sticked by three security guards!”
Stacy: “.....sounds hot”
Monica: “No, look it up on urban dictionary .”

Grocery-Sticked by But Sects December 11, 2019

gooch

Gooch is another word for chad: the region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an erogenous zone for some.

Girl: I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'

When you measure your dick, you don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.

Q: What on earth is a gooch?
A: You know, the chad, the part between balls and arse.

gooch by Chane. January 31, 2020

Arctic gooch 

A temporary condition usually obtained when one's genitals and gooch (the area which attaches the ball sack to the ass hole) are doused in super cold, almost freezing water

After he went into the ocean in the winter, he suffered from a severe case of arctic gooch

Arctic gooch by Bobby boy July 23, 2014

Gooch quarf 

When a man farts from his gooch.

Dude, Jimmys dad totally had a massive gooch quarf at the dinner table last night.

Bro, did u just fart out your gooch, it fuckin smells

Gooch quarf by Poon dragon September 12, 2016