Grooch

Gross + cooch = grooch. A female with a very untidy, unclean, cooch/vagina. Most of the time the pubic hair is untamed, too long or dirty. Careless females usually have a grooch.

Damn! Did you see her grooch! And she wonders why it's been months since she's had sex.

by vericarolchellyjess April 23, 2011

Grooch

singlewhite-eggnog is someone who is very very very very nice.
You can refer to anyone as a grooch, but you are also referring to them as singlewhite-eggnog.

kathie: singlewhite-eggnog is a grooch.
singlewhite-eggnog: yes i am

by dinosaaaaaawr December 28, 2008

grooch

where you fuck something and take such an intense shit at the same time that you get a nose bleed

ye so like he saw this little fat porky pig and ran over and started grooching it brah it was so gay man shit and blood were like everywhere

by tristan is win September 1, 2009

Quandale Dingle Dookie Grooch Legroom Kernelius the 3rd

Goofy ahh name

Quandale Dingle Dookie Grooch Legroom Kernelius the 3rd has a big cock

by Cocksucker2001dick July 12, 2022

Grooch

The feeling you get in the morning, an unpleasant one, after you wake up.

I cannot get out of bed this morning, the grooch is too strong

by TalkingTruthSpeaker January 8, 2023

Grooching

When a male swallows copious amounts of cum

I walked in on Daniel grooching last night.

by Wideboy03 November 23, 2021

Grooched

when your in the shower and you get semi-hard, causing your wiener to go into your butthole, making it poopy and stinky. This often leads to infection in the penis, making it extremely sensitive and deformed.

“I accidentally grooched in the shower with my son. It’s swollen and green.”

by SmushyUrbanDictionary May 12, 2024