The best damn boots in the world.

With the fall of Doc Martin's (as they're now being made in China, and their quality is slowly diminishing) these boots have been making a steep rise on the industrial, skinhead and punk scene.

Steel toed boots made by White & Co., a family business that started over 100 years ago (1890).
They're considered the best in British military, police and work.
Full grain leather uppers, year welted constuction and set on an an original UK army last .22mm Commando Double Sole, reinforced with screws.

These boots are made for kicking ass and blazing through the backstreets of the city.
I wear my Gripfasts every day.

Mall goth: omg thos boots r so kewl, were did u git them?!?!!?!11!? hot topic@?!2/!?!?1

Me: ::Proceeds to kick the shit of out him with my Gripfasts.::

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grain grippa

Old person, usually of grandfather age defined by an ability to nap through nearly any life situation. The term was given to describe the iron grasp such a 'grain grippa' has to their wooden rocking chair during such siesta.

Hit 'em over the head with a beer can or turn up the hit list as loud as you want, that grain grippa ain't gonna wake up for nobody.

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Grippage

Being charged an exorbitant amount of money for something trivial, almost to a point of being ripped off. The origination of grippage comes from the pain of over paying for something that it feels like your balls are figuratively being gripped.

You spent $100 on that whack ass haircut? Man that is grippage.

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Grippahs

Elongated fingernails specifically used for sexual activity, i.e. tickling the shaft of a penis

How you like my grippahs?

Grippahs by Grippahs April 26, 2019

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grippa

A word meaning "really", "exceedingly", "very", or "a lot of". A West Coast equivalent of "wicked", and often used as a replacement for "hella".

1) Wow, you were grippa drunk last night, dude.
2) It's grippa rainy out right now.
3) Um...my neighbor's grippa sketch.
4) Holy hell! Don't go out there! There's grippa ninja running around!

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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