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On the day after Christmas, every female temporarily hoes out and are ranked based on their grip strength when giving hand jobs. In order to get a tuggie on Gripmas, simply wish a woman a merry Gripmas.
“Dude I’m so excited for Gripmas this year”

“No way man, last year Vanessa almost yanked my dick clean off”
gripmas by Jahomie December 25, 2022
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Gripfast 

The best damn boots in the world.

With the fall of Doc Martin's (as they're now being made in China, and their quality is slowly diminishing) these boots have been making a steep rise on the industrial, skinhead and punk scene.

Steel toed boots made by White & Co., a family business that started over 100 years ago (1890).
They're considered the best in British military, police and work.
Full grain leather uppers, year welted constuction and set on an an original UK army last .22mm Commando Double Sole, reinforced with screws.

These boots are made for kicking ass and blazing through the backstreets of the city.
I wear my Gripfasts every day.
Mall goth: omg thos boots r so kewl, were did u git them?!?!!?!11!? hot topic@?!2/!?!?1

Me: ::Proceeds to kick the shit of out him with my Gripfasts.::
Gripfast by The Mad Panda September 27, 2005
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The self induced pleasure felt by telling a cringeworthy joke to a group of individuals whonrgough capable of sensing its humor are too afraid of social backlash to laugh.
I totally had a grimasm at my grandmas funeral when I walked up to the casket and squeezed her lifeless breast implants.
Grimasm by Ranchgirls September 15, 2021
A fresh new full set of finger nails.
They’re not called nails, they’re called grippas.
Grippas by Tai. October 4, 2018
The musician Griz's annual Christmas themed concert. It occurs in his hometown of Detroit at the Masonic Temple.
I just scored 2 tickets for Grizmas. I can't wait to hear that funky sax and see those rainbow lazers.
grizmas by DoveJewelz December 23, 2021
the day when grit scooters celebrate Christmas day with a scooter compaction
gritmas is on 18th dec 2011
gritmas by gfsdsgr January 1, 2012

grimasing 

that guys smile was grimasing
grimasing by foodbasicscashier August 23, 2012
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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