3 definition by Robtor

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Old person, usually of grandfather age defined by an ability to nap through nearly any life situation. The term was given to describe the iron grasp such a 'grain grippa' has to their wooden rocking chair during such siesta.
Hit 'em over the head with a beer can or turn up the hit list as loud as you want, that grain grippa ain't gonna wake up for nobody.
by Robtor April 07, 2011

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Mythical creature known for it's bow legs, unique gait, long middle fingers, and dangerous mandibles.

It's been said that the Robtor often makes its presence known by a loud scream of its own name in the highest of possible pitches. Such a call has been known to inspire similar such calls by those around it and is also used to summon the Robtor at any moment. Generally unorthodox behavior ensues following such an appearance.
Person 1: "Robtor!"

Person 2: "Robtooooor!!!!"
by Robtor October 03, 2010

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Old person, usually of grandfather age defined by an ability to nap through nearly any life situation. The term was given to describe the iron grasp such a 'grain grippa' has to their wooden rocking chair during such a siesta.
Kick in his door, steal his wallet or crank up the hit list, that grain grippa ain't gonna wake up for nobody.
by Robtor April 06, 2011

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