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grimy trout 

The act of one male approaching another male from behind and putting his hand in between the back of his upper thighs and moving his hands in a back and forth slapping motion.

This act must be performed while calling out the phrase, "grimy trout!"

This motion is an exact replica of the male trout swimming up stream during mating season.

To be extra grimy, the man will move his hand in an upward motion, coming in contact with the male genitalia, testicles, and or gooch. This motion is done while calling out the phrase, "grimy trout, swimming up stream!"

The act of performing a grimy trout should never be done in a homosexual way, but only as a friendly way to say, Hi, or How are you? It can also be done to people who you really don't like and want to humiliate in public.

If not done in a friendly way, only grimy trout chaches, frat stars, and others who you really don't like.
grimy trout- Wow Paul, that grimy trout really was the grimiest thing that anyone has ever done to a chach like me.

Woa! What did you just do to me?
You know you liked that grimy trout fag.
grimy trout by D-North August 8, 2008
Related Words
grimby • grimey • grimy • grimble • grimmy • grimsby • grimbo • Grimbly • gribby • Grisby
According to Ted Nivison of the Chuckle Sandwich podcast, a grimbly is a tupper that specifically goes in wares.
Dude, I think a grimbly just climed up my pant leg

Grimey Grant 

When an individual named Grant uses his extreme intellect to humiliate, embarrass, and or really piss of another person. He often does so by performing a series of small yet irritable annoyances. A Grimey Grant uses ones flaws against them, all for his own entertainment. If you are a victim of a Grimey Grant, you will most likely spiral downwards into a deep state of depression.
“Yo what’s up with Brendan, he looks really depressed, is he good?”
—“Yeah he’s fine, he was just getting mentally abused by Grimey Grant”
Grimey Grant by can’t simp April 16, 2020

Grimy Goulash 

The sequence specific act of cumming, urinating, spitting, blowing your nose, trimming your pubes, clipping your nails, exfoliating your back, picking your scalp and emptying your bowels into the freshly fisted vagina of your mistress. Followed by proposing a toast as your wife collects the vaginal mixture and serves it over mashed potatoes and rice for dinner.
Well for our 52nd wedding anniversary we rented an air bnb in Sacramento and had the most fantastic grimy goulash for dinner.
Grimy Goulash by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020
Just a little green guy. They thirst for blood and when given thickening powder from Walgreens they devour it and start to chulk
The grimblys bit holes into his skin, trying to burrow and drink the blood.
Grimbly by Nibble101 May 25, 2022

grimey grunge

A sex position, involving a male inserting his willy into his own mouth and proceeding to give himself a blowjob, to the point of ejaculation. The remains is then drunk by a woman.
Alec: (during a grimey grunge) Oi Libbie!
Libbie: yes?
Alec: Get over here and drink this grunge!
grimey grunge by Big_Boy15936 July 31, 2016
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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