Urban Dictionary: Old Town Road

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A country rap song written by Little Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus that describes the first person point of view of sex with a partner (or “pardner”).

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse (penis) to the old town road (vagina or anus)
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more (orgasm)

Cowgirl: “hey Little Nas X what’s old town road really about?”
Little Nas X: “a loner cowboy on the road to success using only his extraordinarily large penis. It’s an autobiography.”
Cowgirl: “dang, you Gucci!”

by JJtheJackass June 10, 2019

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old town road

A place where you keep the horses in the back. Don't worry, the horse tack is attached. You can ride on the horse, maybe whip out that Porsche.

I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road. I'm gonna ride till I cant no more.

by mansnotcoolz April 16, 2019

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OLD TOWN ROAD

A cultural masterpiece. lit mint the song that you listen to and then your mom judges you. By lil nas x aka the littest ever.

P1- yo turn that shit up. What’s it called?
P2- this is old town road broskies!

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Old Town Road

A piece first written in April 20, 1969 by Beethoven after he took a picture of the very first black hole. Martin Luther King Jr. found the picture to be very racist, so he forced Beethoven to add rap lyrics in order to be saved from Antman going into his black hole.

Girl: “Hey, what’s that song where the farmer and the rapper make a collab”

Guy: “It’s called Old Town Road. Can I see your black hole?”

Girl: “Oh my god, yes”

by Johhnzzy April 11, 2019