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griff rule

The Griff Rule is not an actual user. griffrule was a user on the platform TikTok, and would frequently use “#griffrule”. But there are 2 definitions:

1. The “griff rule” is a social experiment proven that people will only come to another person / help them when the situation is beneficial.
2. A rule a person sets for themself to only express their feelings which aren’t positive on social media.
1. “I saw a homeless person ask for money, no one gave him any. But there was a Dunkin’ giving away the extra donuts since they were closing.”
“It’s the griff rule, man.”

2. “You never really told me you’re upset in real life, yet you vent a lot on TikTok. Is everything OK?”
“No. I just follow the griff rule, can’t tell anyone I’m too close with personally, you know.”
griff rule by idefinetiktokshit February 1, 2023

griffled 

the art of stepping on ones toes and using ur preffered knee to gently rub ur knee against them..preferably the same leg as the one u r standing on..the point is to make the act look as "dirty" as possible so it looks wrong from a different angle
boy 1: wtf are u doing boy?
boy 2: hahahhahahhaa...you just got griffled...hahhahaa
boy 1: u dirty little man!
bo 2: go wash urself buddy cz u just got griffled
griffled by charles chad February 16, 2006

Griffles 

The mascot of Raffles Institution and also the gryphon dude who says “suspicium melioris aevi”
Yo, are you drawing some furry art of Griffles? That’s so sus dude
Griffles by ベイリー April 29, 2022

Griffles 

One that uses vacuous internet language.
I consider you a griffles because you took the time and effort in order to type 'kewl' instead of cool.
Griffles by Sedirée May 4, 2009

griffler 

1. One who griffs
2. A tall, skinny lizzard-like creature that lurks in the shadows of the band room.
3. An American who attempts to become emperor of another Asian country (China)
Griffler! How many times do i have to tell you? DON'T LET PEOPLE STICK THINGS IN THERE!
griffler by Pointy Hat April 26, 2004

griffler 

n.
1.)Bandius Grifflarius
2.)Greek God of Sex
3.)Emperor of China
4.)One who Griffs
5.)One who rocks out on the trumpet
6.)Part of the Weed-Allen-Griffler triangle of craziness
7.)Lives in the band room
guy: "oh man, griffler is sooooo cool"
hot girl: "like, griffler, is like, the hottest guy around!"
griffler by Griffed April 27, 2004
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