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Any girl that can physically hook up or have sex with a guy. Preconditions usually include a pulse* and lack of any male genitalia.

*Pulse sometimes optional.
Guy 1:Dude is that girl breathing?
Guy 2: Yep barely, but she's got a pulse.

Guy 3: Sweet, so she's griffable. Alright leave the room, it's boning time.
Griffable by Bed Stuy Bandit December 7, 2011
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griffled 

the art of stepping on ones toes and using ur preffered knee to gently rub ur knee against them..preferably the same leg as the one u r standing on..the point is to make the act look as "dirty" as possible so it looks wrong from a different angle
boy 1: wtf are u doing boy?
boy 2: hahahhahahhaa...you just got griffled...hahhahaa
boy 1: u dirty little man!
bo 2: go wash urself buddy cz u just got griffled
griffled by charles chad February 16, 2006
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A video on the internet that would make a great comical animated gif (mainly for use on forums).
"OMG the video of that woman getting pimp slapped is well gifable"
gifable by gary_rip September 6, 2007

giffable 

A scene from a show or other media that has the potential of becoming of GIF.
There were so many giffable moments in last night's episode.
giffable by furya21 July 7, 2012

Grindable 

(adj) describes a person just hot enough to grind with, not nessesarily fuckable, but grindable.
Damn! Jackson might be drunk, but he looks so grindable tonight.
Grindable by rockchalk123 September 16, 2011

Griffles 

The mascot of Raffles Institution and also the gryphon dude who says “suspicium melioris aevi”
Yo, are you drawing some furry art of Griffles? That’s so sus dude
Griffles by ベイリー April 29, 2022

giffable 

A movie or actor that has lots of potential for gifs
Sophie: "Jennifer Lawrence is very giffable"
Charlie: "I know right!? Reddit *loves* her"
giffable by TrustPaul December 16, 2013
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