gridge
gridge by Lukeshellybelly April 10, 2026
Words you can keep
Grudge Butt
The act of performing Grudge sex with the inclusion of anal sex.
The term was made famous during an episode of the radio show The Russ Martin Show.
The term was made famous during an episode of the radio show The Russ Martin Show.
Guy 1: My ex wanted to hook up so I grudge fucked her and put it in her butt.
Guy 2: Nothing like some good old grudge butt.
Guy 2: Nothing like some good old grudge butt.
Grudge Butt by CodyKodak June 24, 2017
grudgeband
A grudgeband is a devoted husband and father working around the clock to maintain the lifestyle of his Parkie wife and children. Grudgebands could put in a short 40 hour week with significantly less stress if they lived in Plano but his family prefers the Park Cities. A grudgeband could care less where he lives because the intense travel and 13 hour days leave no time to enjoy his home or community.
Grudgebands are married to highly educated women who had paying jobs before the internet really caught on. Though their wives have an e-mail address, they don’t know how to attach documents and always say the “www” part before giving a web address.
Grudgebands are powerful in the business world but when given the rare opportunity to show up at home, check their freedom at the door. His wife has signed him up to move heavy items for a charity event she leads while he’s at the office.
Though he deeply respects her role, he’s grown tired of her filibuster about the difficulty of taking care of the kids while he lives a glamorous life downtown. He secretly fantasizes about the day he’ll scream so loud the neighbors can hear, “How hard can it be, you have a nanny, a housekeeper and no job.”
Grudgebands are married to highly educated women who had paying jobs before the internet really caught on. Though their wives have an e-mail address, they don’t know how to attach documents and always say the “www” part before giving a web address.
Grudgebands are powerful in the business world but when given the rare opportunity to show up at home, check their freedom at the door. His wife has signed him up to move heavy items for a charity event she leads while he’s at the office.
Though he deeply respects her role, he’s grown tired of her filibuster about the difficulty of taking care of the kids while he lives a glamorous life downtown. He secretly fantasizes about the day he’ll scream so loud the neighbors can hear, “How hard can it be, you have a nanny, a housekeeper and no job.”
The grudgeband lost his biggest client but his wife still donated a load of cash to charity and remodeled the kitchen.
grudgeband by blog.peoplenewspapers.com November 28, 2007
Gringe
Gringe by xxGREATGUYXX May 11, 2022
Gridley
Sublime; inspiring awe; distinguished by lofty or noble traits; eminent; awakening or expressing the emotion of awe, adoration, veneration, heroic resolve, etc.; dignified; grand; solemn; stately; -- said of an impressive object in nature, of an action, of a discourse, of a work of art, of a spectacle, etc.; as, sublime scenery; a sublime deed. Dope.
Gridley by Sinbad Poon January 9, 2005
slumber grudge
when in your dreams a friend or an acquaintance does something that makes you mad or angry, and the next morning you wake up and when you see/talk to them you are very standoffish and still upset with that person. usually occurs with very realistic vivid dreams.
"why are you being so weird towards me?"
"because i'm still mad at you from my dream"
"you cant hold a slumber grudge! i didn't even do anything."
"because i'm still mad at you from my dream"
"you cant hold a slumber grudge! i didn't even do anything."
slumber grudge by holymoleydood August 16, 2009
Gringer
Gringer is an alternative dating app for the trans comunity which is a safe place for all members of the lgbtq+Yqz to enjoy free sex with fellow blackys/fatyherless children.
It is also a racial slur targeting slutty black women/men with ginger hair
And can also be used to desribe people with a high frequency of nigging, frigging, and snigging
It is also a racial slur targeting slutty black women/men with ginger hair
And can also be used to desribe people with a high frequency of nigging, frigging, and snigging
Person 1: Dude that girl is a complete gringer!
Person 2: Yeah I saw her gringing around last night with some other gringers. Them Gringers are ruining our country. Let's do something about it...
Person 1: What are you tryin to say Person 2
Person 2: You know what has to be done Person 1... Take this gun and make your father proud
Person 1: But dad I love gringers
Person 2: NO SON OF MINE WILL BE SEEN WITH A GRINGER *PULLS OUT SHOT GUN AND WALL BANGS THE GRINGER IN THE CLOSET*
Person 2: Yeah I saw her gringing around last night with some other gringers. Them Gringers are ruining our country. Let's do something about it...
Person 1: What are you tryin to say Person 2
Person 2: You know what has to be done Person 1... Take this gun and make your father proud
Person 1: But dad I love gringers
Person 2: NO SON OF MINE WILL BE SEEN WITH A GRINGER *PULLS OUT SHOT GUN AND WALL BANGS THE GRINGER IN THE CLOSET*
Gringer by DrakeFloyd April 10, 2022
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026