holymoleydood's definitions

tummy blender

usually when you're really hungry, and don't eat things that go together, and later you realize that that has to be the weirdest jumbled up mix in your stomach.

"lets go get food, i'm hungry."
"nah i already ate."
"what'd you have?"
"sushi with chocolate milk and an egg salad sandwich."
"eww, tummy blender."

by holymoleydood November 12, 2009

spongebob eyelashes

when girls put on mascara that causes their eyelashes to clump together and essentially create three giant eyelashes which is quite reminiscent of spongebob squarepants' eyelashes.

the one with the giant spongebob eyelashes!

by holymoleydood November 25, 2010

vehicular tramp stamp

when cars have tramp stamp style stickers on the lower middle area of their back window. usually quite ridiculous with swirly stuff all over and a cross or a rose in the center.

"hah do you see the vehicular tramp stamp on that dirty suburban?"
"yeah thats absolutely disgusting, just because they're a tramp doesn't mean their car has to be..poor thing"

by holymoleydood October 9, 2009

solidly tipsy

to simply be at the perfect point of intoxication. Just at your good point, hanging out just enjoying drinking and being with friends.

"how was the beach house last night?"
"it was really great, just melo"
"did you get shmammered?"
"hah no we kept it solidly tipsy"

by holymoleydood July 30, 2009

iron butterflies

the big sister of butterflies(tummy butterflies). These do not occur in relationships that are solely based off of infatuation. Iron Butterflies only occur in incredibly loving relationships, the feeling is much like that of regular butterflies but amplified by a thousand. it feels like butterflies made out of iron are flying around in your belly.

"lock my door and just stay in my room. forever baby. without a care in the world."

"you know how to read my mind! and give me crazyyy iron butterflies"

by holymoleydood October 21, 2010

mercy compliment

when a person says something that seems like the beginings of a compliment but then just leaves it open ended and very uncomfortable.

"hi how are you?"
"i'm pretty good."
"you dyed your hair."
...
...
...
"uhh yep"
(turns to friend)
"talk about the epitome of a mercy compliment"

by holymoleydood October 9, 2009

slumber grudge

when in your dreams a friend or an acquaintance does something that makes you mad or angry, and the next morning you wake up and when you see/talk to them you are very standoffish and still upset with that person. usually occurs with very realistic vivid dreams.

"why are you being so weird towards me?"
"because i'm still mad at you from my dream"
"you cant hold a slumber grudge! i didn't even do anything."

by holymoleydood August 16, 2009