mercy compliment

when a person says something that seems like the beginings of a compliment but then just leaves it open ended and very uncomfortable.
"hi how are you?"
"i'm pretty good."
"you dyed your hair."
...
...
...
"uhh yep"
(turns to friend)
"talk about the epitome of a mercy compliment"
by holymoleydood October 09, 2009
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Steezer McJenkin

a cigarette, a dirt, a steeze, a smoke, a cig, cancer stick, ciggies, fags, rollie, squares, butt, a coffin nail, boggie.
"hey lets go outside and have a Steezer McJenkin"
"okay where is the pack and lighter?"
"in your pocket you pussy-willow"
by holymoleydood April 27, 2009
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Aja

A song by steely dan. also the album is named aja and came out in 1977.
did you hear that new steely dan song?
aja?
yeah its incredible!
by holymoleydood November 18, 2008
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toss finish

when at a party, or just having a night of drinking, you take the lid off of all the hard alcohol bottles and toss them, to ensure that the bottle will be finished off.
"alright lets crack open the bottle"
"you thinking we should do a toss finish?"
"thats my boy. wasted!"
by holymoleydood November 02, 2009
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fake-organized

when your room looks neat and clean, but in reality under your couch/bed, and in your closet (or other hiding nooks) is an absolute atrocity. usually occurs with people who were once organized but no longer have the time anymore.
"your room doesn't even look any different after 8 hours?"
"hah nope because usually my room is fake-organized but there is a ton of crap under my couch and in my closet..but no its 'real'-organized"
by holymoleydood August 07, 2009
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auto MOJO envy

usually occurs when your on your way to work our something not so exciting, and

youre in your car by yourself, and on the road next to you is a car full of

people with the windows down and the music up and they look like theyre having

such a bitchin time, and you suddenly get quite envious and wish you could be

them instead.
(over texting)

"i so am not jazzed about working today."

"serious? you were super pumped a minute ago."

"yeah...i caught a sudden case of stage 3 auto MOJO envy :/"
by holymoleydood December 31, 2009
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tummy blender

usually when you're really hungry, and don't eat things that go together, and later you realize that that has to be the weirdest jumbled up mix in your stomach.
"lets go get food, i'm hungry."
"nah i already ate."
"what'd you have?"
"sushi with chocolate milk and an egg salad sandwich."
"eww, tummy blender."
by holymoleydood November 12, 2009
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