Definitions by holymoleydood
spongebob eyelashes
when girls put on mascara that causes their eyelashes to clump together and essentially create three giant eyelashes which is quite reminiscent of spongebob squarepants' eyelashes.
spongebob eyelashes by holymoleydood November 25, 2010
iron butterflies
the big sister of butterflies(tummy butterflies). These do not occur in relationships that are solely based off of infatuation. Iron Butterflies only occur in incredibly loving relationships, the feeling is much like that of regular butterflies but amplified by a thousand. it feels like butterflies made out of iron are flying around in your belly.
"lock my door and just stay in my room. forever baby. without a care in the world."
"you know how to read my mind! and give me crazyyy iron butterflies"
"you know how to read my mind! and give me crazyyy iron butterflies"
iron butterflies by holymoleydood October 21, 2010
auto MOJO envy
usually occurs when your on your way to work our something not so exciting, and
youre in your car by yourself, and on the road next to you is a car full of
people with the windows down and the music up and they look like theyre having
such a bitchin time, and you suddenly get quite envious and wish you could be
them instead.
youre in your car by yourself, and on the road next to you is a car full of
people with the windows down and the music up and they look like theyre having
such a bitchin time, and you suddenly get quite envious and wish you could be
them instead.
(over texting)
"i so am not jazzed about working today."
"serious? you were super pumped a minute ago."
"yeah...i caught a sudden case of stage 3 auto MOJO envy :/"
"i so am not jazzed about working today."
"serious? you were super pumped a minute ago."
"yeah...i caught a sudden case of stage 3 auto MOJO envy :/"
auto MOJO envy by holymoleydood December 30, 2009
tummy blender
usually when you're really hungry, and don't eat things that go together, and later you realize that that has to be the weirdest jumbled up mix in your stomach.
"lets go get food, i'm hungry."
"nah i already ate."
"what'd you have?"
"sushi with chocolate milk and an egg salad sandwich."
"eww, tummy blender."
"nah i already ate."
"what'd you have?"
"sushi with chocolate milk and an egg salad sandwich."
"eww, tummy blender."
tummy blender by holymoleydood November 12, 2009
toss finish
when at a party, or just having a night of drinking, you take the lid off of all the hard alcohol bottles and toss them, to ensure that the bottle will be finished off.
"alright lets crack open the bottle"
"you thinking we should do a toss finish?"
"thats my boy. wasted!"
"you thinking we should do a toss finish?"
"thats my boy. wasted!"
toss finish by holymoleydood November 2, 2009
mercy compliment
when a person says something that seems like the beginings of a compliment but then just leaves it open ended and very uncomfortable.
"hi how are you?"
"i'm pretty good."
"you dyed your hair."
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...
...
"uhh yep"
(turns to friend)
"talk about the epitome of a mercy compliment"
"i'm pretty good."
"you dyed your hair."
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...
...
"uhh yep"
(turns to friend)
"talk about the epitome of a mercy compliment"
mercy compliment by holymoleydood October 9, 2009
vehicular tramp stamp
when cars have tramp stamp style stickers on the lower middle area of their back window. usually quite ridiculous with swirly stuff all over and a cross or a rose in the center.
"hah do you see the vehicular tramp stamp on that dirty suburban?"
"yeah thats absolutely disgusting, just because they're a tramp doesn't mean their car has to be..poor thing"
"yeah thats absolutely disgusting, just because they're a tramp doesn't mean their car has to be..poor thing"
vehicular tramp stamp by holymoleydood October 9, 2009