greifs

present tense of greif

Stay away from that dude. He greifs jokes all the time

by shooter June 3, 2004

Greisy

Nickname for Grasiella.
An exotic girl.
EVERYONE wants to be with and by this woman.
Tends to be hilarious a times and sexual.
A beautiful person
Sesitive, but absoulutly amazing Friend.
Fun and energetic, often is clumsy.
Supah Fly ass chick.
Really smart, but can fool you with her ''blonde moments''
EASY to love.

Friend1- Oh! My friend is boring :(
Friend2- Sucks for your ass, I have myself a Greisy.
Friend1-Ohm damn. Those are awesome, Ima get one.

Friend1-Hows that Greisy?
Friend2-I LOVE HER ALREADY!

by Thatsrighthere! December 8, 2009

greif

Someone to destroy something of theirs as a joke.

you fucking greifed my minecraft world im gonna stab your dick and rip your head off.

by Lyn6x February 3, 2019

greif

(v.) the sensless murder of a humorous statement

to take a joke too far

4th grade
Teacher: And the cow jumped over the moon.

1st person: (To Friends)The cow jumped over her fat ass (laughs)

2nd person: Yeah, and the cow jumped over her fat legs too!

Bystander: man you really greifed that one

by shooter June 3, 2004

Extreme greifer jesus

If you thought greifer Jesus was bad image him on a oppressor mk2 shooting missiles at you every single time you go near him

You spawned extreme greifer Jesus how am I gonna get past there

by Oof Yeet the dumbass April 13, 2021

Greifer

A player, typically in a multiplayer videogame, who does not play to win, but to cause as much greif and frustration foe the other players as possible, even to the detriment of their own success in the game.

God, that guy is such a greifer. He just sits at the finish line and rams everyone out of the way before they can pass him. He's not even participating in the race, he's still on lap one.

by Bob Surewood July 16, 2016

Griefsturbating

masturbating to deal with grief, possibly due to a particularly horrendous breakup and/or the dropping of an ice cream cone

"Did you hear what happened to Johnny?"
"Yeah, Bernadette broke up with him, right?
"Indeed. He's been griefsturbating all day."

by eyebrowfetish69 September 26, 2012