4 definitions by Bob Surewood

The sound one makes when given a gut punch and is losing all their breath. Usually an exclamation in reply to information so absurd or incredulous, that affecting to it is like the experience of being given a punch to the gut.
"Dog I just heard LeBron James is starring in Despacito 35 on the Nintendo PlayStation"
"OOF"
by Bob Surewood June 1, 2018
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A player, typically in a multiplayer videogame, who does not play to win, but to cause as much greif and frustration foe the other players as possible, even to the detriment of their own success in the game.
God, that guy is such a greifer. He just sits at the finish line and rams everyone out of the way before they can pass him. He's not even participating in the race, he's still on lap one.
by Bob Surewood July 17, 2016
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A state of extreme frustration and disbelief, usually caused by stress and repeated failure while playing a videogame. A salty player will usually not attribute their failure to their opponent's skill or their lack of skill. Instead, they will reference external factors, such as their teammate's lack of skill, the game or game servers' poor optimization or design, or a greifer interrupting their gameplay.

Also see tilt, tilted
"I swear these goddamn game servers are broken, that shot hit him! There's no way he could have done that much damage so quickly, it's the fucking game's fault."
"oooh, listen to this salty guy"
"I'm not fucking salty, my teammates are just shit and I wouldn't have to go 1v4 if they had pushed with me."
by Bob Surewood July 28, 2016
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People who spend the majority of their time looking through the comment section of YouTube videos with the sole purpose of searching out trolls, little kids or idiots with comments blatantly ignorant to the content of the video or that just don't make much sense, and 'policing' them.
littlekid11 - "lol cod is so much better than this dumb minecraft peice of shit"

MrHouightyToighty007 - "First of all, CoD is only popular because it has guns, and makes you kill other people. Secondly, CoD is for little kid fags like you who don't know how to appreciate a good game like Minecraft at all. Thirdly the audience of games like CoD like yourself are entirely different than people who play this game, so your comparison is entirely incorrect as it is."

dude_guy321 - "Stop being a YouTube police in the comment section and do something useful with your time. Jeez."
by Bob Surewood May 27, 2013
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