Griefsturbating

masturbating to deal with grief, possibly due to a particularly horrendous breakup and/or the dropping of an ice cream cone
"Did you hear what happened to Johnny?"
"Yeah, Bernadette broke up with him, right?
"Indeed. He's been griefsturbating all day."
by eyebrowfetish69 September 26, 2012
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