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to projectile vomit while flailing one's arms wildly a la Kermit the Frog; serves little purpose except to slightly relieve the misery of throwing up by making light of the act
"Frank got really sick last night."
"He started to kromit everywhere. It was the least he could do for himself and those around him."
"He started to kromit everywhere. It was the least he could do for himself and those around him."
by eyebrowfetish69 September 26, 2012
Get the Kromit mug.masturbating to deal with grief, possibly due to a particularly horrendous breakup and/or the dropping of an ice cream cone
"Did you hear what happened to Johnny?"
"Yeah, Bernadette broke up with him, right?
"Indeed. He's been griefsturbating all day."
"Yeah, Bernadette broke up with him, right?
"Indeed. He's been griefsturbating all day."
by eyebrowfetish69 September 26, 2012
Get the Griefsturbating mug."Timmy got pissed at Kenneth, so he demanded they pelt each other with iPods on the top of the Sears Tower. He's such a skyscrapper."
by eyebrowfetish69 September 26, 2012
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