4th grade
Teacher: And the cow jumped over the moon.

1st person: (To Friends)The cow jumped over her fat ass (laughs)

2nd person: Yeah, and the cow jumped over her fat legs too!

Bystander: man you really greifed that one

greif by shooter June 3, 2004

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Greif

(n.) synonimous for 'dumbass'

When in need of a friendly insult...
"Shutup you grief!"

Greif by BlackSheep June 16, 2004

Greif Artist

A Greif artist is some one who is always negative or always taking this piss. Can be to the subjects face or behind his/her back. Also the person displays some skill in the mocking of others.

person one: 'ASH IS ALWAYS BAD MOUTHING ME'

person two: 'YEAH MAN HES A PROPPER GREIF ARTIST'

Greif Artist by Tommy2Pumps October 16, 2009

Greif baby

A child conceived during a grieving period.

Did you here that fester was born 9 months after his grandmother passed away....he is a greif baby

Greif baby by Daddydonnie17 February 22, 2021

Griefer Jesus

The God's son, who keeps inconveniencing Twitch streamer and YouTuber DarkViperAU in his "chaos mod" playthroughs of GTA V. Continuesly getting spawned into the game by viewers, or just bad luck.

*DarkViperAU calmly playing GTA V with the chaos mod*, *Griefer Jesus gets spawned in* DarkViperAU: "Oh no! Griefer Jesus! He is going to kill me!"

Griefer Jesus by Mynameisgregor October 12, 2020

griefed

(in video games) action of having destroyed, constructed, etc., for the purpose of irritating someone or making someone angry

OMG!! He griefed my ENTIRE minecraft world

griefed by gamrrgrrl November 21, 2014

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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