grasspaint

vagina sweat

Eww, she had grasspaint all over me last night.

by lalaohlala November 29, 2009

Grass Paint

a common phrased used for vagina sweat.

"Did you smell her grass paint? NASTY SHIT, BRO!"

by mynameisnotkyla December 2, 2009

grassparty

A place where you come together with a a certain group of people to do drugs and eat cupcakes. Preferably on grass, around 10:30/11:00, AM or PM. It's something that'll stay with you for the rest if your life, in all the wrong ways.

"Yo, dude! You wanna have a grassparty at 11?"
"Bruh, I've got work today"
"No one cares, grassparties are the pinacle of life!"

by Chillie-lips November 3, 2021

grasspants

Completely and utterly useless. does not accomplish anything in any way shape or form. Non-functioning.

Janelle's idea for Todd's villa was so grasspants.

She ordered something from QVC and it turned out to be grasspants.

You are grasspants!

by richard shlee February 26, 2008

Greasepaint Clown

One of the many things Patrick really really dislikes.

I definitely don't tolerate greasepaint clowns. Fuck. That. Noise.

by GreenGoblyn January 23, 2020

grassplaining

The ancient republican martial art of starting a fire in a crowded theater and then immediately denying not only starting the fire, but also that there was a theater, or a fire, and going on to say how terrible it is that someone would do something like that.

The two lawmakers issued a joint statement Wednesday alleging "a criminal scheme involving the then-Vice President and a foreign national," in turn requesting production of an unclassified record which they claim could provide insight into any purported illegality.

Later, grassplaining in a new interview, the Senator seemed to imply that proof behind the allegations he made about the President's past and any communications with foreign nationals remains lacking.

by MasculineToiletGuy May 6, 2023

Grassbait

A form of baiting that substitutes engagement with pathologization. Instead of addressing arguments, the Grassbaiter diagnoses the speaker: "touch grass," "take your meds," "you need therapy," "go outside." The term derives from the classic "touch grass" insult—meaning you're so online you've lost touch with reality—but extends to any attempt to frame the other person as mentally unwell, socially maladjusted, or psychologically broken. Grassbait isn't about exchanging ideas; it's about disqualifying the person having them. The goal is to make the target defensive, to cast doubt on their sanity, and to position the baiter as the healthy, normal one. It's disagreement by diagnosis, argument by armchair psychiatry.

"I spent weeks researching and writing a detailed critique of a harmful policy. First comment: 'You need to touch grass and get off Twitter.' That's Grassbait—not engaging with a single point, just pathologizing my existence. My research becomes 'proof' I'm mentally ill. Checkmate by diagnosis."

by Abzugal February 24, 2026