grasspants 

Completely and utterly useless. does not accomplish anything in any way shape or form. Non-functioning.

Janelle's idea for Todd's villa was so grasspants.

She ordered something from QVC and it turned out to be grasspants.

You are grasspants!

grasspants by richard shlee February 26, 2008

grasspaint

vagina sweat

Eww, she had grasspaint all over me last night.

grasspaint by lalaohlala November 29, 2009

Grandpants

An old man who fought the Japs in WWII and sends you $100 dollar checks which signify the approximate amount of love directed at you. Carries the name "Grandpants" due to the high position of the Sears Docker Elastic pants he wears above his hip bones. He also loves Spaghetti and Meatballs at Dinos, hates awkwardness and negroes. Favorite phrase is "Ehh your a good kid Brendan, I live next store to the niggers."

Synonyms: (Crampon, Pants-Pants, Grandpon, Uhhh Mary)

Grandpants called, he said we have to go to the holy immaculate feast of St. Anthony's for clams and buttered shit.

Grandpants by Gauchacj November 21, 2011

gravypants 

possibly the worst thing that could happen to you in public, a combination between shart (shit and fart) and diarhea = gravypants (the gravy your mother cooks for you in mentioned pants

Jimbo- Fuck, Jeeves, I think I sharted but its really juicy.
Jeeves- Well Jimbo, that means you have gravypants.

gravypants by shringadingading June 18, 2006

grassparty 

A place where you come together with a a certain group of people to do drugs and eat cupcakes. Preferably on grass, around 10:30/11:00, AM or PM. It's something that'll stay with you for the rest if your life, in all the wrong ways.

"Yo, dude! You wanna have a grassparty at 11?"
"Bruh, I've got work today"
"No one cares, grassparties are the pinacle of life!"

grassparty by Chillie-lips November 3, 2021

Grasslands 

Girls public hair which is only 2 or 3mm. Usually they shave or wax but it is growing back. Soft and nice.

I put my hand down her pants and noticed small soft hair. She called it grasslands. Not shaved or waxed for a while. Growing back gently.

Grasslands by Aki8181 May 10, 2023

grasspass 

A term used in rugby for when someone throws a rubbish pass and it goes to ground

balls being passed and it goes to ground
Colin: 'grasspass!'

grasspass by budman05 November 27, 2009