grandta

Grandpa/Grandma but for they/them pronouns

Grandkids: Grandta, what was it like living in 2020?
Grandta: Well thats when Covid-19 hit hard, yada yada yada

grandta by awoo37 June 11, 2021

lazy grandpa 

Getting a blowjob while riding on a mobility scooter.

My girlfriend gave me Lazy Grandpa while we were riding around on a scooter at Walmart.

lazy grandpa by Dwejj July 11, 2018

Grandpa in his bunker

Vladolf Putler is a Lebensraum-hogging megalomaniac who has isolated himself from reality into his bunker. He has surrounded himself with weak yes-men who conform this sociopath's delusional thoughts such as a nuke-horny midget named Medvedev. When Vlad's mission inevitably fails, this former office rat certainly doesn't kill himself like his Aryan counterpart Adolf Hitler did, no way, he doesn't have balls for it, someone else has to do this pest control job, regarding his cronies as well.

Sufferings and deaths just continue in Ukraine, but the grandpa in his bunker doesn't care because his own ass isn't in danger, yet...

Grandpa in his bunker by O. W. Tongueincheek May 28, 2023

classy grandma 

Used to keep conversation and comments appropriate. If you wouldn't say it in front of my classy grandma, you shouldn't say it at all.

STUDENT: "This assignment is bullshit."
TEACHER: "Let's keep it classy grandma, kids."

classy grandma by Dizzy Mendoza May 20, 2016

dang it grandpa 

what the subtitles think danganronpa is

whats up guys today we are gonna play some dang it grandpa

dang it grandpa by Kpop central September 17, 2020

Ur grandpap a trap 

The worst insult possible in the entirety of the English language, ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny dwarf in comparison.

1:ur mom gay
2:well ur dad lesbian
1:no u
2:well ur granny tranny
1:but ur grandpap a trap
2: *explodes into dust, immediately in hell*

Ur grandpap a trap by father_anxiety March 12, 2018

Angry Grandpa 

A man who made millions of people laugh ( his youngins ), the kindest man you would ever meet cared about everyone. But he has recently passed away December of 2017. R.i.p angry grandpa

Have you seen angry grandpa’s new video?

Yea! I love him so much me makes me laugh when I’m down

Angry Grandpa by March2nd December 11, 2017