Stoner'
s Graceland (sometimes called Stoners Graceland) is another
name for Wendy'
s. The late hours (They stay open until midnight or later),
stoner-friendly
food, and 99¢ value menu are the main reasons for this nickname. The Wendy'
s chili and the burger and soda and fries and frosty is delicious.
Dave Thomas is to stoners as My Life as a Teenage Robot is to
cool millennials (unlike those stupid Gen Z kids!).
People who go to Wendy'
s either tried Ritabooze (Ethylphenidate), Blue Speed, Blue Molly, Modafinil, Kratom, Arecoline Hydrobromide, Arecobooze (Arecoline plus booze), 2-methyl-2-butanol (2m2bOH), Armodafinil, Flodafinil, Hydrafinil, MDA, MDMA, MDEA, Ethylamphetamine, Crystal Speed, 4F-MPH, Prolintane, Propranolol, NSI-189, 9-Me-BC, N-Acetyl-Selank, Sunifiram, Methiopropamine, Thiopropamine, Bretazenyl, IndanylAminoPropane, a-PVP, 3-Fluoroamphetamine, methcathinone, cathinone, cathine, khat, Phenylpiracetam Hydrazide, Betel
Nut (Freebase Arecoline), 3-MMC-Etizolam, Diclazepam, Nicotine Vape, Arecoline vape, Redbull energy drink, Propylhexedrine, Cyclopentamine, Dimethylamylamine, JWH-018, JWH-200,
Weed, Delta-8, and Methylphenidate.
Wendy'
s employee (at 1:15am): How may I help you sir?
Tyler(on Kratom and Arecoline Hydrobromide): Give me 3 cheeseburgers, a Wendy's frosty, some fries, and some chili.
Wendy's employee: Here you go sir.
Tyler (high as fuck): I'm in
Stoner's Graceland!
*eats
food then pops a Blue ecstasy pill with Jenny Wakeman's head on it.