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goyfs by youbetteryoubetteryoubet November 14, 2010
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Goyslop
Something made for mindless mass-consumption, to maximize profits for already-rich monopolies, and/or to enforce the status quo.
Of food: Over-processed, bland, cheap
Of media: Unsophisticated, mindless, enforcing politically correct groupthink
Other products: Disposable, overpriced, empty bling
"You will own nothing, and you will be happy. Live in the pod. Eat the bugs. Rent from BlackRock. Work in the Amazon® Wage Cage™. Drink your government provided Soylent™ and corn syrup."
This is the essence of goyslop.
Of food: Over-processed, bland, cheap
Of media: Unsophisticated, mindless, enforcing politically correct groupthink
Other products: Disposable, overpriced, empty bling
"You will own nothing, and you will be happy. Live in the pod. Eat the bugs. Rent from BlackRock. Work in the Amazon® Wage Cage™. Drink your government provided Soylent™ and corn syrup."
This is the essence of goyslop.
"School lunches have extremely poor nutrition, serving filler-laden goyslop instead of real meals."
"The new iteration of this cartoon has lost all the charm of the original, degenerating into cheaply animated goyslop"
"Now instead of buying beautiful handmade wooden furniture that will last for generations, people just buy plywood goyslop from IKEA and throw it away when it breaks."
"The new iteration of this cartoon has lost all the charm of the original, degenerating into cheaply animated goyslop"
"Now instead of buying beautiful handmade wooden furniture that will last for generations, people just buy plywood goyslop from IKEA and throw it away when it breaks."
Goyslop by ClaudiusTiber October 5, 2022
Goyslop girl
Noun. Used to refer to the meme of the girl with overexaggerated expressions ordering from a halal cart.
She only becomes self aware once she realizes she is being filmed, at which point she exhibits histrionic behavior in order to solicit attention.
She only becomes self aware once she realizes she is being filmed, at which point she exhibits histrionic behavior in order to solicit attention.
Simp: If a goyslop girl orders at a food cart, and no one is around to film, did she really order anything?
Boris: Shut up about it. I'm tired of seeing the meme of the dumb goyslop girl on every website.
Boris: Shut up about it. I'm tired of seeing the meme of the dumb goyslop girl on every website.
Goyslop girl by Duke, PhD February 17, 2023
Goyslop
Overly processed, unhealthy and artificial food (ie vegan meat) but the word can also be used metaphorically to refer to non edible things like "woke" tv shows, videogames, activities etc
golfsona
Alden: Hey man, what's your fursona?
Craig: I don't have a fursona, but I do have a golfsona! I'm a wedge.
Alden: Oh man, that's golfsome! I'm a 5-iron.
Craig: I don't have a fursona, but I do have a golfsona! I'm a wedge.
Alden: Oh man, that's golfsome! I'm a 5-iron.
golfsona by Bag of Screws October 14, 2019
goyfriend
goyfriend by john guari June 28, 2004
Visual Goyslop
A video containing no substance. Giving you a dopamine hit often combined with near seizure levels of cuts and gags.
Visual Goyslop by Lelièvre’s History December 12, 2022
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