gofys 

Short acronym for "go fuck yourself"

My expediter was being an asshole so I told him to gofys

gofys by GabeDaRealist May 12, 2010

Goyslop

Something made for mindless mass-consumption, to maximize profits for already-rich monopolies, and/or to enforce the status quo.

Of food: Over-processed, bland, cheap
Of media: Unsophisticated, mindless, enforcing politically correct groupthink
Other products: Disposable, overpriced, empty bling

"You will own nothing, and you will be happy. Live in the pod. Eat the bugs. Rent from BlackRock. Work in the Amazon® Wage Cage™. Drink your government provided Soylent™ and corn syrup."

This is the essence of goyslop.

"School lunches have extremely poor nutrition, serving filler-laden goyslop instead of real meals."

"The new iteration of this cartoon has lost all the charm of the original, degenerating into cheaply animated goyslop"

"Now instead of buying beautiful handmade wooden furniture that will last for generations, people just buy plywood goyslop from IKEA and throw it away when it breaks."

Goyslop by ClaudiusTiber October 5, 2022

Goyslop girl 

Noun. Used to refer to the meme of the girl with overexaggerated expressions ordering from a halal cart.

She only becomes self aware once she realizes she is being filmed, at which point she exhibits histrionic behavior in order to solicit attention.

Simp: If a goyslop girl orders at a food cart, and no one is around to film, did she really order anything?
Boris: Shut up about it. I'm tired of seeing the meme of the dumb goyslop girl on every website.

Goyslop girl by Duke, PhD February 17, 2023

Goyslop

Overly processed, unhealthy and artificial food (ie vegan meat) but the word can also be used metaphorically to refer to non edible things like "woke" tv shows, videogames, activities etc

-Yo bro did you see that Rings of Power show on Amazon?
-Hell nah man, that's just goyslop, nothing to do with Tolkien's work

Goyslop by Aegandor October 26, 2022

GFYSISB 

Abbreviation of 'Good For You So It Should Be.' Increasingly typed by rahs and the upper class

Rah: "Sheridan, is it true your son is single-handedly circumnavigating the globe?"

Sheridan: "Yes."

Rah: "GFYSISB."

GFYSISB by .999Sterling May 15, 2012

Visual Goyslop 

A video containing no substance. Giving you a dopamine hit often combined with near seizure levels of cuts and gags.

That TikTok Call of Duty compilation was visual goyslop.

Visual Goyslop by Lelièvre’s History December 12, 2022

Goffstown 

A town, usually associated with Pinardville, Dunbarton, and New Boston. Consisting of Hicks with large boots and kids with side parts and skinny jeans. Nothing to do but go 'downtown' and steal slushys and candy from cumberland farms and eat pizza from Viksters with the pot heads at the skate park. Maybe if your lucky someone will drive you to Mcdonalds

I'm going to Goffstown to hang at the skate park tonight.

Dude, that kids from Goffstown, he must skateboard.

Goffstown by goffstownkidspwn February 19, 2009