Alden is a
common name for a surperior to the human race. He is godly and is better than you. If you have a
girlfriend, you shallith be robbed of her, and she will instantly fall for him. Next time you
see him, down, you mortal...
You: “Hey, is that Alden?”
Your sister who you are
dating: “Yes”
You: Frickin’ fricker, I just started
dating you...”
Your sister who you are
dating: “Oh well, I’m leaving you,”