Goffstown 

A town, usually associated with Pinardville, Dunbarton, and New Boston. Consisting of Hicks with large boots and kids with side parts and skinny jeans. Nothing to do but go 'downtown' and steal slushys and candy from cumberland farms and eat pizza from Viksters with the pot heads at the skate park. Maybe if your lucky someone will drive you to Mcdonalds

I'm going to Goffstown to hang at the skate park tonight.

Dude, that kids from Goffstown, he must skateboard.

Goffstown by goffstownkidspwn February 19, 2009

Goffstown 

A small town outside of Manchester, New Hampshire. This town consists of several places of interest, that are actually 100% uninteresting. You can go to Cumberland Farms, or go to the local pizza place "Viksters". But the real treasure of Goffstown lies in the High School. GHS consists of several groups of people, but basically just 3 groups. Group on consists of people that drive TRUCKS, with huge TIRES. The next group consists largely of kids that wear skinny jeans, have long hair, and cut themselves for fun. Group 3 contains a large number of kids that smoke the weed. If you're saying to yourself, "I'm not in any of those groups.", Think again.

"Hey want to go to Goffstown and hang out at the skatepark?"

"No."

Goffstown by GOFFSTOWN April 30, 2009

goffstown 

a shitty ass town where you get aressted for having a little bit of weed and not everyones a fucking emo but there are alt of hicks and stoners

hey that kids from goffstown he must be emo
no not everyone from goffstowns a fuckin emo

goffstown by fabio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! January 5, 2012

Goffstown 

A genetic cesspool of a town in New Hampshire where the dominant social group is a bunch of whiggers who hang out at the skatepark and think they are cool for smoking the weed that they bought with their mom's money. There is only one alleyway in Goffstown, and if you walk down it, you will not be mugged.

^^^lol douchebag from goffstown^^^

Goffstown by Inhabitant of Goffstown (NH) January 17, 2011

Goffstown 

The town i live in, in New Hampshire. And it is flooding. and people are getting evacuated.

OH NO it is flodding in Goffstown.
as in water is everywhere in Goffstown.
Goffstown is a boring Town.

Goffstown by isavedave. May 22, 2006

Goffstown 

A bunch of inbreeds and a ton of whiggers mainly in pville where clamidia is in the air even the hoes are wanna be hoes

Fuck goffstown

Goffstown by Goffstown August 28, 2017

goffstown highschool 

A high school located in Goffstown, New Hampshire. You got a good amount of hicks, whiggers and stoners with Goffstown being next to the weed kingdom, Manchester. People still talk about Manchester as if its a war zone. The school lacks diversity, most of the population being white.

It is an unspoken rule that everyone, including the freshman, hate the freshman.

Most of the cliques that reside in the school are more definable in the mornings before the bell rings. The stoners sit by the stairways or are in the bathroom smoking pot or some shit, jocks stand by the gym, weaboos and emos are in the theatre lobby, the art kids stay near the entrance of the art wing and the theatre geeks practically live in the music wing, possibly holding up a cult in the practice rooms.

Almost everyone holds a pocket knife in Goffstown highschool.

goffstown highschool by skatingfasterandeatingass March 15, 2018