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"Have you ever played with another man's goutch?"

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"Hehe! I like to play with my goutch! XD"
goutch by Sonnenschein March 13, 2009
Related Words
goutch goutch clap Goutche gouch Gotcha gouche gotch gootch Gutch Gotchu

goutch clap 

What Josh does while he cries himself to sleep wearing a condom at night, cuddling with Karl in the fetal position.
Josh gently placed his goutch inside of Karl's mouth and attempted to goutch clap, but it was for naught.
goutch clap by Karl Markis December 29, 2007
A somewhat inappropriate act popularized in Britain during the mid to late 1700's in which the crotch of a family member is playfully grabbed by a fellow family member.
Dad: Goitcha!
*Dad proceeds to grab his daughter's crotch*
Daughter: DAD! Stop it with the goitcha already!
goitcha by bitocrumpet June 14, 2011

Gotchies 

Pull up your pants. Your gotchies are showing!
Gotchies by snplgal April 15, 2008
1. A statement used for your trust in return. Otherwise said by someone that swears to be there because you are going through hard times. A statement of LOYALTY,FRIENDSHIP, and or PROTECTION from anyone or anything that will cause you harm.
Don't worry about anyone nor anybody, you ride with me now, I gotchu.
Gotchu by TexanaDeLaView August 17, 2019
(adjective)

A term used to describe anything which causes one to feel an overwhelming sense of physical or mental disgust, especially after having positive expectations of whatever the term was used to describe.
1. "Dude, are you sure this is what your dealer said it was? This stuff is grutch"
2. "That's the girl you were talkin' about? My guy, she's fucking grutch"
3. "Yeah the salad wasn't that bad, but that burger was pretty grutch"