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- Sitting so comfortably you won't move for anything.
"No, I'm not moving, I'm gouched!".
Gouched by gezzzza December 14, 2010

Gouche Gobbler

One who gobbles on another person's gouche, especially when the victim does not want his gouche gobbled upon.

Not to be confused with a Gouche Goblin, which is just a word some tard named Nate made up to hide the fact that he is a Gouche Gobbler.
Person 1: Man, the gouche gobbler got me last night while I was asleep!

Person 2: That's fucked up.
Gouche Gobbler by DQ-Matthews August 3, 2010
A term of endearment, used to name objects or animals that are of sentimental value. Most commonly used to describe pets, especially cats. It can also be used describe inanimate objects such as laptops, bicycles, and rollerskis.
The cat Finn is a wonderful gouchez.

My laptop, Gouchez, is very upset.
Gouchez by Fuzzyskier May 10, 2009
The meaning of this word in German means intelligent, good looking, tough, well endowed genitalia, and overall quality in everything.

History pre-dates this word to the time when Christopher Columbus fell asleep at the wheel of his ship and a man by the name of Jonathan L. Gutcheon navigated the vessel to discover America; hence the discovery of America is because of a Gutcheon.

Also, it is a known fact that George Clooney's original name is Gutcheon. He changed it to Clooney because he lost a bet playing Yahtzee one night.
Wow, you are really good looking and smart.. the perfect catch. You are such a Gutcheon !
Gutcheon by punkt71 August 5, 2008

Gouchebag 

A gay man that is really arrogant and acts like a douchebag.
Chad and his pissing friends can be real gouchebags.
Gouchebag by avatarxl July 23, 2011
the area between the genitalia and the anus.
I punched him hard in the gouche
gouche by sean November 19, 2003
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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