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Newfoundland English term (archaic) for choke.
Billy swallered a big chicken bone and glutched on 'n.
glutch by Egon Spengler September 16, 2005
Urban Dictionary Merch
Garbage juice. The stuff that seeps from the bottom/back of a garbage truck.
glutch by m0loch September 25, 2003
To urinate in addition to defecating at the same time.
I held onto the seat as I glutched everywhere. My mom had a fun time cleaning the toilet and its surroundings.
glutch by DaNastyHoe October 22, 2022
Glutch. Glutch means to be shitted on and or boofed on by a snake.
Ah yes it’s about time I got a good Glutch in.
Glutch by Cutch June 18, 2026
One who is totally unaware of the feelings, desires and need of others. Not necessarily malevolent, just ignorant.
Josh woke me up at 3 this morning, playing the new Clipse CD on full volume. What a glütch.
glütch by bshea December 12, 2006

Glitchtale 

Glitchtale is a series of web videos based on the video game Undertale by YouTuber Camila Cuevas. It started with a short animation based on the Genocide Run battle with Sans, and things just snowballed from there.
"How's glitchtale in your opinion?"
"lots of feels bruh"
Glitchtale by JKMOUE September 15, 2017

Glitchfest 

When software contains an overabundance of glitches. This term is frequently used to describe video games which developers released too early that are plagued by many bugs and game breaking glitches.
Sonic Boom Ryse of Lyric is a total glitchfest.
Glitchfest by rfrsiopgjdog January 4, 2015
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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