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The improper way to spell "Grunchy".
Means "Grumpy and Punchy"

Often spelled incorrectly in this manner by silly dramatic arts majors.
*Thespian Moment*
"I feel so...Grunchie today."

"Yeah, that's not how you spell it."

"But I said it out loud, I didn't spell anything!"

"You're still wrong."
Grunchie by Mr. Walton January 23, 2009

grounchie 

ratchet ass hoe, slut, bitch, or any insult to a girl
look at that hoe, she so damn grounchie
grounchie by faithyboo December 25, 2014

Gaunchies 

Any form of absurdly tight underwear that extends above the belly button, usually worn by, some middle age woman, and is particularly famous amongst older generations.
Jessica- " Sometimes i feel so old."
Sean- "You think your old now, wait until your my Grandmas age. Your taste in underwear will go from thongs, to Gaunchies."
Gaunchies by yourmomwearsgaunchies November 9, 2010

Gaunchie Pull 

verb - pulling anothers underpants in an upward fashion from the front of the underclothing - the result can be and often is a squishing of the penis or testes in a painful manner. Similar to a Wedgie except the pulling occurs from the front of the individual.
I've walked with a limp ever since that gaunchie pull in grade 7.
Gaunchie Pull by TimmerOU812 July 18, 2020
(n): The thick concentrated liquid that comes out of a vagina after having sex.
This one time, I had sex and the next morning there was a gray discharge. I pulled my tampon out and all the gunchies came out with it.
Gunchies by Gunchies1523 May 27, 2010
the little area of tissue that connects your penis and your balls.
Dont scratch your dick so hard, you might get a rash on your gouchie.
gouchie by Mike Daniels August 5, 2008
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