1.(n.)A good ole boy, mainly southern, who knows what to say and what to do on every subject. One who loves drinking Captain Morgan. One who likes dancing with dogs and cooking noodles.
by Drew Wilson February 11, 2006
This one time, I had sex and the next morning there was a gray discharge. I pulled my tampon out and all the gunchies came out with it.
by Gunchies1523 May 27, 2010
When an Albanese™ gummy worm is inserted into a freshly douched anal cavity with one end poking out of the sphincter. You then slurp the gunchie-worm out of said anal cavity. Have fun!
by guncherino October 10, 2022