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gounche

the hair that sticks out the top of mens shirts.
that guy in front of me in line, (yeah the one with the mullet, and the first 2 buttons of his shirt undone) has his gounche hanging out the top of his shirt.
by smurfettish February 18, 2010
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Goinched

The act of sneaking up behind another person and proceeding to forcefully grab their junk. You must always yell the word "goinch" after you have successfully completed your goinch.
You goinched him pretty hard last night, he can't even walk right now!
by YGproductions April 9, 2016
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Gooncher

When a girls vagina is so big it looks like a goonch catfish's mouth laying on it's side.
Will: Hey, check out this picture of my girls vagina, does it look big to you?
Mike: Wow, dude, your girl has a huge gooncher, be careful when eating that, it might eat back.
by The Poop Goblin October 14, 2016
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Glounched

When a big toe is inserted into an anus in a violent manner.
“If you don’t cut it out, you’re going to get glounched.
by Theticklemaster May 18, 2019
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Gouched

- Sitting so comfortably you won't move for anything.
"No, I'm not moving, I'm gouched!".
by gezzzza December 14, 2010
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Gouche Gobbler

One who gobbles on another person's gouche, especially when the victim does not want his gouche gobbled upon.

Not to be confused with a Gouche Goblin, which is just a word some tard named Nate made up to hide the fact that he is a Gouche Gobbler.
Person 1: Man, the gouche gobbler got me last night while I was asleep!

Person 2: That's fucked up.
by DQ-Matthews August 3, 2010
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glunched

slapping someone/smth with a wet hand

no restrictions on the liquid used, though it should be stated which liquid was used to wet the hand
I can’t believe that bitch spat in her hand and glunched my ass!”
by drac69 February 26, 2020
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