Definitions by TimmerOU812

Weebie Geebies 

A spine tingling feeling that radiates through your entire body.

I thought I'd get a shrinky dink when i got out of the pool.... but it was just the weebie geebies.

Weebie Geebies by TimmerOU812 June 29, 2023

Massagenistic 

When your massage therapist hits that magical spot giving you that special spine tingling feeling.

When your tongue hit my wenis it felt massagenistic.

Massagenistic by TimmerOU812 June 29, 2023

Gaunchie Pull 

verb - pulling anothers underpants in an upward fashion from the front of the underclothing - the result can be and often is a squishing of the penis or testes in a painful manner. Similar to a Wedgie except the pulling occurs from the front of the individual.

I've walked with a limp ever since that gaunchie pull in grade 7.

Gaunchie Pull by TimmerOU812 July 18, 2020

Golden Ticket 

When you wipe your ass after taking a dump and mysteriously there is absolutely no shit on the toilet paper.

I wiped a second time because I couldn’t believe I actually had a golden ticket! It’s going to be a great day....

Golden Ticket by TimmerOU812 June 19, 2020

Golden Ticket 

When you wipe your ass after taking a dump and there’s absolutely no shit on the toilet paper.

I wiped a second time because I couldn’t believe my luck, I actually had a golden ticket, it’s going to be a lucky day.

Golden Ticket by TimmerOU812 June 19, 2020

nocturnal mission 

When an individual wakes up at nighttime with an unwielding need to poop - the result is a sprint to the toilet where one hopes to make it before defecating in the pyjamas.

I failed my nocturnal mission last night, so I left my jammies in the hamper for you to clean up.

nocturnal mission by TimmerOU812 April 23, 2017

Hornk 

A BOOGER that is accidentally shot out of a nostril, usually while holding in a hearty laugh, resulting in the random projection of the snot ball.

I'm glad that chick didn't see my HORNK go into her popcorn at the movie last night.

Hornk by TimmerOU812 November 29, 2014