TimmerOU812's definitions

Hornk

A BOOGER that is accidentally shot out of a nostril, usually while holding in a hearty laugh, resulting in the random projection of the snot ball.

I'm glad that chick didn't see my HORNK go into her popcorn at the movie last night.

by TimmerOU812 November 29, 2014

Golden Ticket

When you wipe your ass after taking a dump and mysteriously there is absolutely no shit on the toilet paper.

I wiped a second time because I couldn’t believe I actually had a golden ticket! It’s going to be a great day....

by TimmerOU812 June 19, 2020

Golden Ticket

When you wipe your ass after taking a dump and there’s absolutely no shit on the toilet paper.

I wiped a second time because I couldn’t believe my luck, I actually had a golden ticket, it’s going to be a lucky day.

by TimmerOU812 June 19, 2020

Gaunchie Pull

verb - pulling anothers underpants in an upward fashion from the front of the underclothing - the result can be and often is a squishing of the penis or testes in a painful manner. Similar to a Wedgie except the pulling occurs from the front of the individual.

I've walked with a limp ever since that gaunchie pull in grade 7.

by TimmerOU812 July 18, 2020

nocturnal mission

When an individual wakes up at nighttime with an unwielding need to poop - the result is a sprint to the toilet where one hopes to make it before defecating in the pyjamas.

I failed my nocturnal mission last night, so I left my jammies in the hamper for you to clean up.

by TimmerOU812 April 23, 2017

Japanxiety

When asians travel to North America and insist on wearing mouth masks to prevent them from becoming deathly ill.

I saw a brood of those suffering from Japanxiety in LAX.

by TimmerOU812 June 22, 2012

tasticle

The act of licking the testes.

Hey boy would you like a tasticle.

by TimmerOU812 June 22, 2012