nocturnal mission

When an individual wakes up at nighttime with an unwielding need to poop - the result is a sprint to the toilet where one hopes to make it before defecating in the pyjamas.

I failed my nocturnal mission last night, so I left my jammies in the hamper for you to clean up.

by TimmerOU812 April 23, 2017

Massagenistic

When your massage therapist hits that magical spot giving you that special spine tingling feeling.

When your tongue hit my wenis it felt massagenistic.

by TimmerOU812 June 29, 2023

Golden Ticket

When you wipe your ass after taking a dump and there’s absolutely no shit on the toilet paper.

I wiped a second time because I couldn’t believe my luck, I actually had a golden ticket, it’s going to be a lucky day.

by TimmerOU812 June 19, 2020

tasticle

The act of licking the testes.

Hey boy would you like a tasticle.

by TimmerOU812 June 22, 2012

Golden Ticket

When you wipe your ass after taking a dump and mysteriously there is absolutely no shit on the toilet paper.

I wiped a second time because I couldn’t believe I actually had a golden ticket! It’s going to be a great day....

by TimmerOU812 June 19, 2020

junderpants

jeans that are purposefully cut off short to be worn as underpants.

This never-nude wears junderpants in the shower.

by TimmerOU812 June 25, 2012

Hornk

A BOOGER that is accidentally shot out of a nostril, usually while holding in a hearty laugh, resulting in the random projection of the snot ball.

I'm glad that chick didn't see my HORNK go into her popcorn at the movie last night.

by TimmerOU812 November 29, 2014