grounchie 

ratchet ass hoe, slut, bitch, or any insult to a girl

look at that hoe, she so damn grounchie

grounchie by faithyboo December 25, 2014

grunching 

replying to the first post in a forum thread without reading any of its replies by other users. the idea being to give responses which are not influenced by well-known posters.

Gruncher:
*grunching* In my opinion, that's a poor reason not to vote.

grunching by sgrrman February 16, 2008

Groundchele 

Defines the most certainly canon relationship between Glee actress, Lea Michele, and Ground, her ever faithful and doting lover.

Groundchele is definitely endgame. Do you think Lea Michele will be alive forever?

Groundchele by Ground's best friend, air July 22, 2012

Glounched

When a big toe is inserted into an anus in a violent manner.

“If you don’t cut it out, you’re going to get glounched.

Glounched by Theticklemaster May 18, 2019

Grunchie

The improper way to spell "Grunchy".
Means "Grumpy and Punchy"

Often spelled incorrectly in this manner by silly dramatic arts majors.

*Thespian Moment*
"I feel so...Grunchie today."

"Yeah, that's not how you spell it."

"But I said it out loud, I didn't spell anything!"

"You're still wrong."

Grunchie by Mr. Walton January 23, 2009

groundies 

A game that is pretty much a mix of Marco Polo and Tag on a playground.

One player starts by counting to 10 at the bottom of the playground while the other players have to jump around the playground to avoid the person who is "it". The catch is that the "it" person must always have his/her eyes closed. He/she will roam around on the playground trying to tag the others. If someone gets tagged, they are the new "it".

One generally would stay on the playground, but there are occasions when he/she would jump off the playground into the sand to get from one place to another more quickly. If the "it" person hears that person running around, he/she may scream out, "GROUNDIES!". If the person who was running around on the ground gets groundies called on him/her is still on the ground, they become to new "it".

WARNING: Although this is a very fun game, it can be dangerous. Because one is jumping from one obstacle to another, hence, jumping from a slide to monkey bars, some people can really fuck up and miss, causing them to fall and get hurt, die, or even contract AIDS. Have fun playing!

Jim: Damn, im bored.

Bob: Wanna go play groundies?

Jim: That would be swell!

groundies by Skoomapipe July 9, 2006

Groucher

When your knickers go up your bum. Same as a wedgie.

"I've got a groucher!"

Groucher by Suzi no m8s October 12, 2009