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goui - a universal term used by the most intelligent and god-like people on the face of the Earth. This term can be used in any sentance, which is why such smart people use it.
Neil is Goui
or I am shooo GOUI!!!
goui by DILLIGAF January 20, 2004
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Goui Duffle Bag 

To ejaculate on the face of a woman and rub the scrotum in the cum leaving one with a goui duffle bag.
Yo bro, my girl wanted a Louis duffle bag for Christmas but that shit hella expensive. Instead, I gave her a goui duffle bag last night.
Goui Duffle Bag by 15tits January 11, 2015

gouinage 

French term meaning having sex without penetration. Usually just achieving orgasm during foreplay, but can also involve masturbation and oral sex. Formerly used only with lesbians but can also be applied to gay sex, obviously.
I was with a guy yesterday that didn’t want any penetration, was only into gouinage!
gouinage by KinkyTraveler January 11, 2019
GOUINF is a word in the french literature. Invented in 2019 in a chat in the group IPS.
-YOO sa GOUINFE
-yeah je crois ken Marshh apres ce GOUINFE
GOUINFE by Arthur the adventurer February 14, 2019
Gouinfe is a word invented in the year 2019 in the simulation. It was discovered by the glitch known as gouinfe.
Gouinfe thats a scary sight.
Dayum that system is Gouinfe
Marshmellow is soo gouinfe
GOUINFE by Arthur the adventurer February 14, 2019
When the rectum becomes one with the vagina.
Marry has got a fat gouit.
Gouit by Nesquik Mamma January 24, 2017

Gouis Goberts Frightnight 

The most dangerous time of the year when the infamous nonce: Gouis Goberts is unleashed.
Don't go outside tonight kids it's Gouis Goberts Frightnight.
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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