Gouit

When the rectum becomes one with the vagina.

Marry has got a fat gouit.

by Nesquik Mamma January 24, 2017

goutry

the feeling that something, don't make you tired.

I was so goutry with this drink.

by vgcccccccccccccccccccccccccccc May 17, 2019

Gouty Santa

gou-tee san-tuh- A fat, out of shape, bearded man with grey hair who thinks he’s a gift to everyone and the nicest guy around. Only the elf’s know he’s actually a selfish slave driver.

Gouty Santa and his overdressed elf’s were gorging at the country club and were as out of place as hillbillies betting on baccarat.

by Giggles T. Clown August 31, 2016

flying V guitar player

Someone who plays the style of guitar that's called a flying V.

Dale's a Badass flying V guitar player! Pure raw talent & genius

by Starchylde April 16, 2017

Canadian Air Guitar

An oral sex act similar to cunnilingus, except the female's genitalia is talked down to and criticized in disapproval.

Logan's Canadian Air Guitar skills have cost him his last three relationships.

by Van Jermaine October 13, 2016

Guitarist

The guy who your girlfriend left you for.

Dude... She left you for the guitarist of your own band!!!

by qwertyuioPasdfghjkLzxcvbnM July 23, 2012

Electric Guitar

An Instrument that produces a current of power, and sounds like lightning

Man 1: Wow what's that sound?
Man 2: Dude, that's a fucking electric guitar.

by Mineralogie March 18, 2017