gouine 

A male person who practises gouinage is a gouine. Originally used to describe gay women, now it is used in some parts of the world to describe a queer or gay man who accepts other forms of pleasure than penetrative (anal) sex.

I heard through the grapevine that Josh is a gouine.

gouine by dutchie735 April 3, 2022

guinea pig shots 

The act of holding one's beveridge above one's head and against a wall. Then tilting the drink back and proceeding to suckle the liquid from the container as a guinea pig would water from its water bottle.

I blew so many chunks last night from all the guinea pig shots we were taking; it was a wild night.

"Dude! Guinea pig this Burnett's with me! Go Deacs!!!!"

guinea pig shots by undiscoveredbum June 11, 2013

Guinea Grits 

Slur for Polenta.

Hey Mom! What's for dinner?

We're having Polenta and Veggies!

Guinea Grits again... shit

Guinea Grits by TastesLikeLemons57 August 20, 2011

guiness book of records 

The most commonly stolen book from public libraries.

Also a widely renown source of the biggest, most expensive and most weird things on the planet. A throughouhly interesting read.

Person 1: "Hey man, check out what I just scored from the library!"
Person 2: "Dude, it's just the Guiness Book of Records. Save yourself the late fees and go buy it for $10"

guiness book of records by Rock DJ June 27, 2005

Guinea pig 

A animal that squeaks and is totally ADORABLE

Person: I want a pet
Guinea pig: "Squeaks"
Person: I'M IN LOVE

Guinea pig by Just a normal dictionary perso September 2, 2018

guinea pigs in my pants 

An expression that seeks to describe the overstimulation implicit in what may feel like nearly intolerable anticipatory excitement.

Yes, I TOTALLY have guinea pigs in my pants!

guinea pigs in my pants by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2020

Charlie the drunk guinea pig 

A character created by Smosh (Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla) who is a british guinea pig and is often drunk. He has his own twitter and answers questions. And he's pretty fucking awesome. YA POOFS!

Dude 1: Hey, did you see this week's Smosh episode? It had Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig!

Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig: Shut up and get me some booze, ya poof!

Charlie the drunk guinea pig by SneakersGirl July 10, 2010