gosper

Verb. To gosper is to appoint a family member to a position ahead of a properly chosen candidate.

"Did you get that job, mate?" "Nah, I was gospered at the last minute."
See Olympic 2000 torch relay start in Greece.

by Waterlogged January 4, 2007

Gasper

British Army slang for a cigarette believed to date from around the time of the Second Boer War 1899 – 1902. A gasper was a high tar cigarette, without any sort of filter tip, such as Woodbine or Capstan. They got the name because smoking caused the troops to gasp for breath when engaged in strenuous exercise.

“I'd just got clipped by a Boer bullet, nuffin' serious, so Jack gimme a gasper while he put a dressing on it.”

by AKACroatalin November 21, 2016

goSupermodelaholic

A person obsessed with the website goSupermodel.com. They spend hours on it everyday and think about it when they aren't on it.

Sally is a goSupermodelaholic because she never logs off.

by NTA. July 28, 2009

dirty Goppert

A sex act where the male pulls back the foreskin from his uncircumcised penis, scrapes out the dirt and crust, sniffs it, and rubs it across his partner's upper lip.

Frank gave me the nastiest dirty Goppert yesterday, now I think I have herpes!

by ncf 5000 April 1, 2019

gospelphobia

The fear of falling apart.

Brendon Urie: "The fear, the fear of falling apart."
Me: "Oh shit, I have gospelphobia."

by yourfriendlyirishpotato June 8, 2019

Gospel

All of us are sinners and each time we sin, we go against God. God created us to have an intimate relationship with Him but sin divides and shoves us away from God. There is literally no way we can get back to God on our own, no way for us to remove our sins from ourselves alone. The Bible tells us that the punishment of sin is death but God didn't want to send us all to Hell so He sent His perfect Son Jesus to Earth to suffer in the body of a human being and die for us on the cross. In this way, Jesus paid for all of our sins and took upon Him the sins of the world so that we might be saved when we believe in Him. Then God raised Jesus from the dead, thus showing that the sacrifice was accepted and so we can right our relationship with God and have our sins forgiven when we repent of them and put our trust in Jesus.

The gospel is above ▲

by Yam3 February 10, 2021

goopery

used to describe a jaw-dropping person, place, thing, event, or situation, in a positive way.

Did you hear Beyonce's album? Girl, the goopery...

by b_ubs February 13, 2019