yourfriendlyirishpotato's definitions

Fucked

Brexit. That's literally all I have to say as a definition.

Teacher: "Now, who knows what Brexit is?"
Student: "I do! Brexit is fucked!"

by yourfriendlyirishpotato April 30, 2019

IC Sex

Short for intercrural sex, a non-penetrative form of intercourse that's increasingly popular amongst gay men. The male will place his penis between his receiving partner's thighs - usually with lubrication - and thrust to create friction. Among men who have sex with men, intercrural sex is also referred to as the "Princeton First-Year", the "Oxford Style", "Oxford Rub", or the "Ivy League Rub".

James: "I know my boyfriend hates penetrative sex, so we have IC sex."
Ben: "And it's amazing."

by yourfriendlyirishpotato June 5, 2019

gospelphobia

The fear of falling apart.

Brendon Urie: "The fear, the fear of falling apart."
Me: "Oh shit, I have gospelphobia."

by yourfriendlyirishpotato June 8, 2019

Pleasure Calendar

A pleasure calendar is similar to an advent calendar, in the sense that each day during the run-up to Christmas, the person to whom the calendar belongs will open a door with a number that corresponds with the date. Only, unlike an advent calendar, the pleasure calendar is commonly given between couples as a way to treat the other person with acts of intimacy or sexual relations. One person will buy the calendar and write down small treats for their partner on paper (e.g. shoulder massage, bathe together, cuddle), which they will place inside the calendar. Then, when the person who owns the calendar opens the door for that day, they will take out the slip of paper and are able to use that piece of paper as a coupon of some sort. They can either choose to use it on the day they receive it, or save up their 'coupons' and use multiple in one day.

(Pleasure calendars are hand-made, not available in stores. Those who give them as gifts will either buy an advent calendar and replace the chocolate with paper slips, buy a blank calendar that allows them to insert whatever they wish, or make the whole thing from scratch.)

Example of things you might find written in a pleasure calendar:
- 'Partner will cook dinner'
- 'Cuddle on couch'
- 'Shoulder massage'
- 'Take a bath together'

Example of a pleasure calendar being given:
Nate: "Baby, I bought you a pleasure calendar."
Roxy: "Wow, thanks!"
December 1st - Roxy opens the calendar to find a slip of paper that reads 'Cuddle session'

by yourfriendlyirishpotato October 6, 2019

Smrvjeegkahskqnqkjd8cjndnqha

When you can't believe something so you commit keyboard head smash

Keyboard smash go Smrvjeegkahskqnqkjd8cjndnqha

by yourfriendlyirishpotato November 19, 2020

Spud Sex

Having sex inside of a giant potato/model of a potato.

First said by Irish YouTuber jacksepticeye in his Minecraft video titled, "I Built an UNLIMITED XP Farm In Minecraft - Part 30".

"It's called Spud Sex. It's where you have sex, inside a spud."

by yourfriendlyirishpotato July 20, 2020

Good in bed

If someone is "good in bed", it means they're good at sex.

Gary: "I had sex with Nicola last night."
Frank: "Finally started putting out, did she?"
Gary: "Yeah, but the wait was worth it. She's so good in bed."

by yourfriendlyirishpotato September 10, 2020