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a fictional story told by four different men about a man who distributes fishes and bread
the gospels are fictional
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gospelphobia

Brendon Urie: "The fear, the fear of falling apart."
Me: "Oh shit, I have gospelphobia."
All of us are sinners and each time we sin, we go against God. God created us to have an intimate relationship with Him but sin divides and shoves us away from God. There is literally no way we can get back to God on our own, no way for us to remove our sins from ourselves alone. The Bible tells us that the punishment of sin is death but God didn't want to send us all to Hell so He sent His perfect Son Jesus to Earth to suffer in the body of a human being and die for us on the cross. In this way, Jesus paid for all of our sins and took upon Him the sins of the world so that we might be saved when we believe in Him. Then God raised Jesus from the dead, thus showing that the sacrifice was accepted and so we can right our relationship with God and have our sins forgiven when we repent of them and put our trust in Jesus.
The gospel is above â–˛
Gospel by Yam3 February 10, 2021

gospel talking points 

This describes what people do when they begin an unasked for basic Christian dogma lecture.
These evangelicals came up to ambush me with gospel talking points!

Gospel Gangsta 

A christian gangsta. G who is hittin the streets, tellin the Word of God. Aka Street Disciples.
"Im a Gospel Gangsta."
"Ya kno that fella in OGG(Gospel Gangstaz)?
He's a Gospel Gangsta."
Gospel Gangsta by Lil Jay Orset February 2, 2008

gospel fucker 

A person who preaches the glory of god and the righteous nature of religious ideals but actively participates in scandal, financial corruption, bigotry and xenophobia. Therefore indoctrinating a vast array of scum of the earth type attributes.
That Jerry Falwell was a real gospel fucker! He conveyed the same detestable traits as that pompous ass of a politician Cheney...
gospel fucker by wrightr333 March 3, 2009

ghetto gospel 

Great song by Tupac. It was a remix with Elton John performing the chorus.
Hit em with a little ghetto gospel.
ghetto gospel by Footpaul January 14, 2006
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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