logs

Logs are everywhereeee!!
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Plural form of "LOG"...

1. What Opie & Anthony's Jim Norton pay's dirty Transexuals to drop on his chest.

2. mmm goody chocolate treats!
Hey big dick daddy, whose on XM satelite radio channel 202, want me to drop a big log on your chest!

How about i drop these logs on your face?
by Bryan Biggs November 09, 2005
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logs

logs is a shortcut for tagalog word, tulog.
"logs na ako"
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logs

Cop slang for phone records.
Cop 1: "Did you pull the logs on the suspect?"
Cop 2: "I'm still waiting on the phone company."
by jgo312 November 14, 2005
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A-Logging

A term used to describe one expressing disproportionate levels of hatred for someone, often including wishing them physical harm, usually for perceived "crimes" that they are "guilty" of.
Anthony LoGatto was A-Logging Chris when he said, "What Saddam did in the Gulf War was potatoes to what Chris has done."
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Log

A very firm and large turd. Often the result of constipation that has caused several days worth of poo buildup. It can be very painful from stretching the hole much wider than normal. Other problems caused by logs can include getting stuck because of excessive thickness got one hanging and very extended times sitting on the toilet due to excessive length.
"Hey, what's taking so long in the toilet"?

"Sorry...I can't go any faster, I got this huge "Log" coming out and it's taking forever!!
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Logging

When you do a massive turd and then get off the toilet and cut the turd in half with your pee. It takes some skill. Usually a tradition passed from father to son. As made famous in the episode of south park reverse cow girl
Jon: I put my flannel shirt on to lay a massive turd and then cut that log in half with my pee.

James: wow man did your pappy teach you the tradition of logging? Will you pass it on to your son?
by JonnoR March 27, 2012
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