A very/slightly unattarctive member of the opposite sex. That ugly that its really nasty to see. You just want to place your hand abover their head and shout GOMPER!
Someone who was born unlucky ugly and turned out to be a Gomper e.g. "Bloody hell, She's a right gomper"
by Bam West & Som Matton July 22, 2008
A "gomper" is a person who is by all means a true retard. They are recognizable by their cro-magnan like sloped forheads, their mongoloid hands, their glazed/slightly askew/mis-shapen eyes, and their gigantic heads. You can audibly identify a "gomper" by their constant "numb-tounge" lisp. Also, look for perma-spit gushing out of the corners of their mouth, and inssesint window licking.
Hey Tanya, did you see that gomper gimp out of that small bus? He almost stepped in his own puddle of drool.
by jumbypah December 16, 2009
A psychedelic song on the Rolling Stones album from 1967 called Their Satanic Majesties Request. It is perhaps the very worst song the Rolling Stones ever recorded. It has never been played live by the band.
When I listen to Their Satanic Majesties Request, the only psychedelic Rolling Stones album, I skip from the seventh track, The Lantern, to the ninth track, 2000 Light Years From Home, because those are both good songs but the one in between them, Gomper, totally sucks.
by PMax March 12, 2008
by evile September 06, 2006
According to "bisto" adverts, it would appear to be a word related to "gomping" however, with further insinuations of being butt ugly...
by Quimper December 17, 2003
Person 1: Ooooohhhhh my Gooooooddddd I hate that girl who sits next to me in AUDIO VIDEO PRODUCTION.
Person 2: Really now? Why's that, old sport?
Person 1: Because she's such a damn gomper!
Person 2: Really now? Why's that, old sport?
Person 1: Because she's such a damn gomper!
by Ian Reiyn February 18, 2011
by Rampont Rodjer May 20, 2008