Gorple

To flirt with a girl with sexual intentions and for fun. Gorplers are also called gorplemonsters.

John: Wow it's like a Saturday night and I've got nothing to do.
Sam: Hey let's go gorpling cos its fun and stuff.
John: Wah wah that's so cool gorplemonster

by STIFFME123 December 9, 2008

gorple

Somebody who farts in the bathtub and pops the bubbles with his teeth.

(While Jeffrey is taking a bath)
Pat says: "Jeffrey, knock that shit off you disgusting little shit. . .You fuckin' gorple!"
Jeffrey: "I can't help it Dad, I don't have anything else to do since you threw away my Ninja Turtles."

by Matt November 22, 2004

gorgle morgle

Gargling with a "google moogle" (see definition) to cure a sore throat; when the idea of actually drinking it (raw eggs, warm milk, etc.) makes you want to puke.

Judy: "What are those disgusting sounds you're making?"
Diane: "I'm just doing a quick gorgle morgle before my audition for American Idol."

by brainyuck November 23, 2011

gormless walker

A pedestrian walking on a bike parth or on a bush track used by mountain bikers who are dozy, have a vacant expression, they are oblivious to their surroundings, with their mouths agape, they lack situational awareness.

when alerted to the presence of bike riders they always act like startled rabbits and step in front of the rider

I rung my bell but the gormless walker stepped right in front of my bike, she was a candidate for a darwin award.

by mountianbikeman June 22, 2010

Harley Gorlewski

A French-speaking demigod, this hockey-er will puck you when you least expect it.

Guy 1: "Woah, check out Harley Gorlewski."

Girl 1: "I'd tap that."

Guy 2: "Me too."

by Liz Lemon Party September 7, 2011

gormless slapper

gormless means Lacking intelligence and vitality and dull a slapper is someone who puts it out more than they ought. A gormless slapper is dumb and will root anyone

She was such a gormless slapper that she'd root just any ol hillbilly.

by mountianbikeman March 18, 2008

gooplesoft

google apple and microsoft combined

gooplesoft

by the cooler penguin27 September 14, 2020