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by the cooler penguin27 August 27, 2020
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one of the best foods ever. seriously man, if you have not tried this, what in the fuck have you been doing. its easy to make and it tastes Sooooooooooooooooooo fucking good. if you like cocks, specifically, chickens (your perverted ass thought it was penis, did u?) your in luck. chicken sandwiches exist. and their delicious. if your a disgusting sloppy vegan, theres a sandwich for that, ya like eggs? theres a sandwich for that. if you like humans, first off what the absolute fuck is wrong with you, second, theres a sandwich for that. but how do you make it? bread slice, wat ever u want, bread slice. easy shit.
by the cooler penguin27 April 22, 2020
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School starts out as something like a bunch of empty rooms, after that comes level 1, aka elementary, not much changes but its alright, then you get to level 2, aka Middle, this is where everything fucks up because now everything starts to drain your life, next is level 3, aka high, it is intense, the children resembling the hot pipes found in this level. after that is level 4, aka college. we dont talk about level 4 because of intensity reasons, after those levels of backrooms nonsense, it stops, now you are in debt, your life is pretty bleak and torturous. and now you are done with your 18 year tutorial.
by the cooler penguin27 September 21, 2020
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by the cooler penguin27 December 24, 2021
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by the cooler penguin27 December 23, 2021
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by the cooler penguin27 November 16, 2021
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