goochland

small county in virginia, filled with hicks/rednecks and losers who all have extremely large gooches. Reilly Meng really likes those gooches.
(thanks gabe)

i live in goochland, it sucks, i hate it.

by Will January 29, 2005

goochland, virginia

Goochland is a county west of Richmond, Va. It is, to most Richmonders, country. However, to many people from the REAL country, it is just a pussy version of country. the part nearest to richmond is full of rich people and country clubs. The rest is trailer trash and farms. by innocent middle schoolers, it is often called "the gooch" until they notice that is the same thing as a taint. most of the kids go to either goochland country public school, or the rich kids in big houses with lakes, counry clubs, and 90 acres of land all go to St. Christophers, St. Catherines, or Collegiate. then they try to be country by driving trucks and hunting.

Dude, what should we do this weekend?
Hmm, maybe hang out at your house?
Dude, i live so far away all the way in the gooch! (Goochland, Virginia.)
Man are you kidding, thats pussy country.

by emcdagooch February 24, 2011

Gooshlanog

Hi and Bye.

Radom made up word by 10 year old girl after her Aunt dropped her off at school.

Waving to someone and say, "Gooshlanog!"

by Tato123 October 13, 2013

Goochcandle

A waxy build up of smegma that forms between the anus and the scrotum, on the gooch. Left uncleaned it can grow in size and is said to resemble a melted candle - some say that it is the prominant smell/heat of the smegma that associates it with a candle.

Dude, after Burning Man i had the biggest goochcandle .... it took 3 hours to clean, i was nearly sick.

Fuck .... it smells like a goochcandle in here.

A towel floss a day keeps a goochcandle away.

by CheazyE June 2, 2021

goonhand

A firm grasp around the upper arm of a woman, often used in place of a slap in a public place. It is used to prevent a woman from "making a scene" in public. It involves four firm fingers around the arm on the medial aspect and one sure-gripped thumb on the lateral aspect. Shake vigorously if necessary.

"Bitch calm down or I'll break out the goonhand."

by D. Snuts January 31, 2007

Goochando

Gooch in spanish, to chill, hang out with someone or a group of people, or even by yourself.

Facebook Status: "Bout to go goochando with the girls"
"Goochando"

Phone Convo:
Jack: "What you doing brah?"
Nick: "Nothin just got in from Becky's...tired."
Jack: "fuck that, we bout to goochando with her cousin!"
Nick: "Bet! give me 5 minutes!"

Texting:
Boy: "hey baby!"
Girl: "Oh hey! whats up?"
Boy: "Nothing, just trying to see if yo u wanna goochando for a lil bit, catch a flick or something."
Girl: "Ok, ill text when I get out the shower"

by Don Chulo November 26, 2009

Gookland

The combined region where majority of mongoloid looking asian live in is known as Gookland. For instance, Asia has various ethnic groups. Indians look like caucasoid but so dark looking, pakistanis look caucasoid but not that white like europeans, Eastern asians look mongoloid but have brown skin, very south eastern asian look so australoid, Japanese ,Koreans and Chinese look so whitish but mongoloid looking, North asian are caucasoid but due to the political reasons it's a part of europe. The gookland includes these countries china, japan philippines, vietnam, korea, malaysia, taiwan, thailand, burma, myanmar, mongolia, bhutan, nepal, northeastern india, indonesia, laos, singapore, brunei. hong kong , north korea, south korea, cambodia, macau, east timor. in a nutshell, The combined region consists of the aforesaid countries is known as the Gookland.

Hey do you know where is the gookland?

Yeah, it's in Asia, but it doesn't include the india.

by Professor Addis Ababa May 14, 2017