Goochando

Gooch in spanish, to chill, hang out with someone or a group of people, or even by yourself.

Facebook Status: "Bout to go goochando with the girls"
"Goochando"

Phone Convo:
Jack: "What you doing brah?"
Nick: "Nothin just got in from Becky's...tired."
Jack: "fuck that, we bout to goochando with her cousin!"
Nick: "Bet! give me 5 minutes!"

Texting:
Boy: "hey baby!"
Girl: "Oh hey! whats up?"
Boy: "Nothing, just trying to see if yo u wanna goochando for a lil bit, catch a flick or something."
Girl: "Ok, ill text when I get out the shower"

by Don Chulo November 26, 2009

Goochcandle

A waxy build up of smegma that forms between the anus and the scrotum, on the gooch. Left uncleaned it can grow in size and is said to resemble a melted candle - some say that it is the prominant smell/heat of the smegma that associates it with a candle.

Dude, after Burning Man i had the biggest goochcandle .... it took 3 hours to clean, i was nearly sick.

Fuck .... it smells like a goochcandle in here.

A towel floss a day keeps a goochcandle away.

by CheazyE June 2, 2021

goonhand

A firm grasp around the upper arm of a woman, often used in place of a slap in a public place. It is used to prevent a woman from "making a scene" in public. It involves four firm fingers around the arm on the medial aspect and one sure-gripped thumb on the lateral aspect. Shake vigorously if necessary.

"Bitch calm down or I'll break out the goonhand."

by D. Snuts January 31, 2007

Gochanour

When a tweeker starts peaking out the window saying that the cops are across the street in the neighbors yard watching the house with binoculars . When you go and look, you realize that what he is positive are cops, is.3 trash cans.

Hey man! Don't you pull a Gochanour and ruin the party! Those people crawling in the backyard are just shadow people you're seeing . Get some sleep and they'll dissapear.

by Normal girlfriend March 30, 2015

Goochamos

Is a decendent from a line of words used in slang meaning "good" or "how are you?" Starting from "what's up?" evolving to "whats good?" to "whats gucci?" to "Goochamos". It can be used in many different styles of context.

Dude, I think the cops are following us.

Nah, were goochamos.

or,

How you feeling man?

GOOCHAMOS

or,

Dude, I cant believe we both banged Tracey!

Yea man that Eiffel Tower was goochamos

by D. RizZlE October 4, 2012

Goochaholic

One who is addicted to everything Gooch (the area that connects one's ballsack and asshole)

I can't stop thinking about Johhny's gooch.....or.....Dear god, that is one good looking gooch....or.....I will be back in a few hours, I am going to my weekly goochaholic meeting.

by JVD! July 3, 2009

goochland

small county in virginia, filled with hicks/rednecks and losers who all have extremely large gooches. Reilly Meng really likes those gooches.
(thanks gabe)

i live in goochland, it sucks, i hate it.

by Will January 29, 2005