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Goochlings 

People that are acting like prats.

People that are being annoying or did something stupid but mean, like a prank.

Named after the small part of the body found between the balls and beginning of your arse crack.
I bloody knew it would be you two Goochlings!
Goochlings by BershamBackdoor August 28, 2019
Words you can keep

Gooching 

Chafing on the gooch caused by tight clothes. Usually associated with a low sperm count.
Josh enjoys wearing tight underwear so much, that he has learned to accept the gooching and lower sperm count that comes with it.
Gooching by MadTownC15 September 17, 2012

Gooching 

The act of making contact between your gooch (the skin between your balls or scrange and your ass) and the head of a helpless victim. An aggressive attack.
He is tying his shoe lace- gooch him!. Get gooching lads.
Gooching by Ibrihima June 16, 2010

gooching so hard 

An expression often used in frustration over the small size of ones penis effectively throwing off the trajectory of the aforementioned party's beer pong shot.
"i'm gooching so hard right now", said shane as the pong ball overshot the table and his penis retracted into his body cavity.
gooching so hard by sean henny September 6, 2010

Gooching 

Gooching. The act of grabbing/rubbing two fingers on someones gooch area. can be done either sexually or as a means of punishment or beating up. Mythically it is possible to gooch someone until they jizz.
Lets gooch that new year 8 kid, hes a pinhead. Gooch him good he didn't pay his money.Ohh baby gooch me till i jizz. HElP hes gooching me!!
Gooching by jizzhead April 11, 2009

Gooching 

During an argument, when someone repeatedly changes the topic to ensure they always win.
I was trying to make my point with this guy, but he kept gooching to make himself look good and win the argument.
Gooching by metlhead4life March 18, 2008

gooching 

Where your penis goes around your gooch and into your asshole.
I caught Logan gooching with Dr.Kelly the other day.
gooching by Jack Mehoff May 3, 2005
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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