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Definitions by CheazyE

A rectum that is unclean, off coloured, marred by fecal matter, cluttered with detritus and often accompanied by a foul odour. With adequate cleaning a Hegseth can return to being a regular and functional rectum.
Toilet roll was clinging ceaselessly to Harry’s anal beard, the smell of his Hegseth ostracised him with his peers.

Sandra’s high fibre diet left her with a chronic Hegseth - the doctor recommended high pressure spritzing and a bleach colonic.

“Bruh, this Hegseth is itchy and smells roadkill soufflé. Never swim in stagnant water man.
Hegseth by CheazyE April 3, 2026

Goochcandle 

A waxy build up of smegma that forms between the anus and the scrotum, on the gooch. Left uncleaned it can grow in size and is said to resemble a melted candle - some say that it is the prominant smell/heat of the smegma that associates it with a candle.
Dude, after Burning Man i had the biggest goochcandle .... it took 3 hours to clean, i was nearly sick.

Fuck .... it smells like a goochcandle in here.

A towel floss a day keeps a goochcandle away.
Goochcandle by CheazyE June 2, 2021