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n:A small, usually compact, clump of shit that willnot depart itself from your asshole.
by Will April 8, 2003
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the water left over in your bong weed+ watter
i drank all the weeder from my bong and i got messed up
by Will August 11, 2004
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1. Short for William Taft IV’s Do-It-Yerself-Hand-Cranked-Bolmph-Engine. A mechanical apparatus invented during late 18th century by a southern plantation owner. Invention’s whose sole purpose is to stimulate the penis for masturbation. It consists of a wicker chair with an unsanded, unvarnished wooden box or cylinder that could be swiveled in place over the lap. Device was operated by a cast iron handle and crank on the right side to create a vibrating motion by turning a number of gears, sprockets and ratchets. Later models included a cast iron lever on the left side to simulate a pulling motion on the penis. When first tested by William in 1787 he was killed shortly after, when the lever broke off due to rapid pulling; and he drove several large wooden splinters into his pubic region, which became infected.
by Will June 8, 2004
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Popular Italian DJ. Has been around since the early 1990s. Pioneer of mediterrean house music. Artist, DJ, and producer.

Gigi has produced multiple hits in his day like "Bla Bla Bla" and "La Passion". However, no song has been as popular as his song, "L'Amour Toujours (I'll Fly With You)". The song became instantly popular in Europe and eventually made it's way over to the US.

After "L'Amour Toujours", Gigi teamed up with popular radio DJ, Albertino, and made the surprise hit "Super". After making multiple compilation CDs, Gigi has released his "Silence" album. Great songs.

Gigi is a great DJ and an amazing artist. His sound is unique and so is his style. And it will be many years before Gigi retires. Till then, enjoy the music!
I listened to Gigi's "Silence" album last night. Best techno I've heard!
by Will August 12, 2004
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Founder of the Zybez internet empire.
"Hail W13, king of Zybez"
by Will January 23, 2004
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a big hairy genetle
my schlongis is much longer than johns!
by Will October 2, 2003
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Friends with Harryman and Cousin Tex and all around half-wit. Always seen wearing his ski mask, which was given to him at birth. Missing since he visited his dad, who is a Troll person.
Masked Marvel Jr. wore a mask that smelled like cat pee.
by Will April 22, 2005
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