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1. Short for William Taft IV’s Do-It-Yerself-Hand-Cranked-Bolmph-Engine. A mechanical apparatus invented during late 18th century by a southern plantation owner. Invention’s whose sole purpose is to stimulate the penis for masturbation. It consists of a wicker chair with an unsanded, unvarnished wooden box or cylinder that could be swiveled in place over the lap. Device was operated by a cast iron handle and crank on the right side to create a vibrating motion by turning a number of gears, sprockets and ratchets. Later models included a cast iron lever on the left side to simulate a pulling motion on the penis. When first tested by William in 1787 he was killed shortly after, when the lever broke off due to rapid pulling; and he drove several large wooden splinters into his pubic region, which became infected.
by Will June 8, 2004
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Popular Italian DJ. Has been around since the early 1990s. Pioneer of mediterrean house music. Artist, DJ, and producer.

Gigi has produced multiple hits in his day like "Bla Bla Bla" and "La Passion". However, no song has been as popular as his song, "L'Amour Toujours (I'll Fly With You)". The song became instantly popular in Europe and eventually made it's way over to the US.

After "L'Amour Toujours", Gigi teamed up with popular radio DJ, Albertino, and made the surprise hit "Super". After making multiple compilation CDs, Gigi has released his "Silence" album. Great songs.

Gigi is a great DJ and an amazing artist. His sound is unique and so is his style. And it will be many years before Gigi retires. Till then, enjoy the music!
I listened to Gigi's "Silence" album last night. Best techno I've heard!
by Will August 12, 2004
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Founder of the Zybez internet empire.
"Hail W13, king of Zybez"
by Will January 23, 2004
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whoa....everyone keeps calling them pop....listen to fucking Sugar....or just about anything but aerials or toxcicity.....theyre fuckin heavy, but also talented and the lyrics are great....
We must call upon our bright darkness,
Beliefs, they're the bullets of the wicked,
One was written on the sword,
For you must enter a room to destroy it,
International security,
Call of the righteous man,
Needs a reason to kill man,
History teaches us so,
The reason he must attain,
Must be approved by his God,
His child, partisan brother of war,

Of war, we don't speak anymore,
Of war, we don't speak anymore,
Of war, we don't speak anymore,
Of war, we don't speak anymore,

We will fight the heathens, We will fight the heathens
We will fight the heathens, We will fight the heathens
We will fight the heathens, We will fight the heathens
We will fight the heathens, We will fight the heathens ...and ppl say the have no good lyrics
by Will September 20, 2003
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Friends with Harryman and Cousin Tex and all around half-wit. Always seen wearing his ski mask, which was given to him at birth. Missing since he visited his dad, who is a Troll person.
Masked Marvel Jr. wore a mask that smelled like cat pee.
by Will April 22, 2005
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when someone puts their mouth around your dick and sucks it until you ejaculate all of your sperm. Also known as oral sex.
Im gettin head this weekend by a hot girl.
by Will April 15, 2004
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a lytchett matravers term for when you have a shit followed straightaway by a shower. the baton being the shit and the douche being the shower.
when we were in spain ellz had a baton de douche every day
by Will March 1, 2004
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