goonhand 

A firm grasp around the upper arm of a woman, often used in place of a slap in a public place. It is used to prevent a woman from "making a scene" in public. It involves four firm fingers around the arm on the medial aspect and one sure-gripped thumb on the lateral aspect. Shake vigorously if necessary.

"Bitch calm down or I'll break out the goonhand."

goonhand by D. Snuts January 31, 2007

goonhand 

pimphand, heavy hand, hand you put down on an out of pocket bitch.

"I had to lay my goonhand down on Sheila. That bitch tried to get away with some shit the other night."

goonhand by Binky Dawg March 9, 2009

goonhand 

The act of squeezing another person's hand very tightly when giving a handshake.

After shaking hands, turns to another, rubs hand, and says, "Damn, that dude totally gave me the goonhand!".

goonhand by The Brick Hit House! April 13, 2004

goonhand 

An unwanted wandering hand.

His goonhand was all over me. I told him, not until we're married.

goonhand by AJ April 29, 2004

goon hand 

Taking a firm grip of the meaty underside of a woman's upper arm, making it easy to muscle her around. Most times uttering "you're making a scene" into the woman's ear. If done correctly, it will look like you are softly touching her back and whispering something sweet to her, when actually you are leaving 4 small bruises on one side of her arm and one giant thumb bruise on the other side.

"Looks like that twat is getting the goon hand"

goon hand by birdjjb February 15, 2007

Goochando 

Gooch in spanish, to chill, hang out with someone or a group of people, or even by yourself.

Facebook Status: "Bout to go goochando with the girls"
"Goochando"

Phone Convo:
Jack: "What you doing brah?"
Nick: "Nothin just got in from Becky's...tired."
Jack: "fuck that, we bout to goochando with her cousin!"
Nick: "Bet! give me 5 minutes!"

Texting:
Boy: "hey baby!"
Girl: "Oh hey! whats up?"
Boy: "Nothing, just trying to see if yo u wanna goochando for a lil bit, catch a flick or something."
Girl: "Ok, ill text when I get out the shower"

Goochando by Don Chulo November 26, 2009

goon hand 

open palm hand meant to strike the face of a ho. often used by pimps to keep their ladies in check. proper position is to open hand, slightly curl tips of fingers and thumb and shake in a menocing manner.

"Bitch, where's my money? Don't make me break out the goon hand."

goon hand by Philip the Great IV April 28, 2005