gollo

fat (gordo)

gollo by alex October 30, 2003

galloping crud 

A particularly nasty, crusty, fast advancing rash or skin eruption. For some reason it appears to strike only chrome-plated, 360 degree assholes, while leaving the virtuous unscathed. By so doing, it restores ones faith in the mysteries of life.

Alarmed Fellow:"Don't sit in that chair---Mayson just got up from there, and he has the galloping crud!"
Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry--Mayson's a dirt-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me."

galloping crud by Kieran Le Petomaine November 20, 2006

Golio 

Someone who drops out of school freshmen year and disappears.

That kid pulled a Golio and dropped out. I haven't seen him since.......

Golio by Gulu November 7, 2012

Gillovny 

The term used when associating David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson together. Sort of like the way "Brangelina" is.

"Man did you hear about Gillovny going into the bathroom together?"

"Gillovny looked extra comfortable at the premiere!"

Gillovny by Nikki Andrews January 24, 2009

Raidloggen and Goldloggen 

Raidloggen Goldloggen is a meme pair originated on a discord server called TMN(Tauri Movie Night) where ones World of Warcraft raiding scheduled of raiding once per week was intercepted by a cunt named Deeyja in the great tilt of April 2021. His sorrow was expressed through two pictures.

First picture is of a scene from the cult 1972 movie "The Godfather" where Marlon Brando in the role of Vito Corleone grieves over the loss of his eldest son, Sonny, played by James Caan. Over Brandos desperate grin reads Raidloggen, and under is the famous Brando quote: "Look how they massacred my boy." which for the sake of the joke is refering to the loss of the ability to raid log.
The second picture is comparatively simple with Samuel L. Jackson in the role of Jules Winnfield holding the mysterious briefcase from another cult 1994 movie Pulp Fiction directed by Quentin Tarantino, the picture itself however is not from the movie but is in fact made through photo shop software, inside the briefcase is written Goldloggen. The comedic effect of Goldloggen comes from the fact that in Pulp Fiction itself the contents of the briefcase were a complete mystery for the full duration of the movie, and in the meme they are now revealed to be Goldloggen.

Jules Wifield points Goldloggen towards grieving Vito Corleone, giving him this mystical glowing concept of Goldloggen to ease his pain and come as substitute in place of the Raidloggen he has recently lost.

Tonight Jack said he'll practice Raidloggen instead of watching Asmongold, he thinks he can Goldloggen at the same time.

Raidloggen and Goldloggen is a retarded way to say raid logging and farming gold

Raidloggen and Goldloggen by Pouqet April 24, 2021

gallows humor 

Sense of humor that arises from stressful, traumatic or life-threatening situations where death seems to be an inevitability. Different from black humor in that comments of this sort are made by the person/persons affected (i.e. about to die).

Emissary: We will block out the sun with our arrows.
Spartan (gallows humor here): Then we will fight in the shade.

gallows humor by bobblehead bob March 11, 2007

Goblowned 

-v- To be owned in the worst kind of way; killed by goblins in any RPG.
The most humiliating situation a gamer could ever be thrown into; akin to having your best friend restrain you and shove shit down your throat and pack it in with a horse's cock.
-adj- Something debilitatingly sucky/retarded.

1)Ted: " I swear to got Ned, if you get killed by goblins, you suck worse than...(ted witnesses his friend being mauled by little green men)... wow... Goblowned! "

2)Mother:" Remember Billy, you have a play date with your "special" friend from school."
Billy: " I don't wanna hang out with that goblowned fag mom!"

Goblowned by Nick Lowers February 5, 2008