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galloping crud
A particularly nasty, crusty, fast advancing rash or skin eruption. For some reason it appears to strike only chrome-plated, 360 degree assholes, while leaving the virtuous unscathed. By so doing, it restores ones faith in the mysteries of life.
Alarmed Fellow:"Don't sit in that chair---Mayson just got up from there, and he has the galloping crud!"
Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry--Mayson's a dirt-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me."
Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry--Mayson's a dirt-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me."
galloping crud by Kieran Le Petomaine November 20, 2006
Raidloggen and Goldloggen
Raidloggen Goldloggen is a meme pair originated on a discord server called TMN(Tauri Movie Night) where ones World of Warcraft raiding scheduled of raiding once per week was intercepted by a cunt named Deeyja in the great tilt of April 2021. His sorrow was expressed through two pictures.
First picture is of a scene from the cult 1972 movie "The Godfather" where Marlon Brando in the role of Vito Corleone grieves over the loss of his eldest son, Sonny, played by James Caan. Over Brandos desperate grin reads Raidloggen, and under is the famous Brando quote: "Look how they massacred my boy." which for the sake of the joke is refering to the loss of the ability to raid log.
The second picture is comparatively simple with Samuel L. Jackson in the role of Jules Winnfield holding the mysterious briefcase from another cult 1994 movie Pulp Fiction directed by Quentin Tarantino, the picture itself however is not from the movie but is in fact made through photo shop software, inside the briefcase is written Goldloggen. The comedic effect of Goldloggen comes from the fact that in Pulp Fiction itself the contents of the briefcase were a complete mystery for the full duration of the movie, and in the meme they are now revealed to be Goldloggen.
Jules Wifield points Goldloggen towards grieving Vito Corleone, giving him this mystical glowing concept of Goldloggen to ease his pain and come as substitute in place of the Raidloggen he has recently lost.
First picture is of a scene from the cult 1972 movie "The Godfather" where Marlon Brando in the role of Vito Corleone grieves over the loss of his eldest son, Sonny, played by James Caan. Over Brandos desperate grin reads Raidloggen, and under is the famous Brando quote: "Look how they massacred my boy." which for the sake of the joke is refering to the loss of the ability to raid log.
The second picture is comparatively simple with Samuel L. Jackson in the role of Jules Winnfield holding the mysterious briefcase from another cult 1994 movie Pulp Fiction directed by Quentin Tarantino, the picture itself however is not from the movie but is in fact made through photo shop software, inside the briefcase is written Goldloggen. The comedic effect of Goldloggen comes from the fact that in Pulp Fiction itself the contents of the briefcase were a complete mystery for the full duration of the movie, and in the meme they are now revealed to be Goldloggen.
Jules Wifield points Goldloggen towards grieving Vito Corleone, giving him this mystical glowing concept of Goldloggen to ease his pain and come as substitute in place of the Raidloggen he has recently lost.
Tonight Jack said he'll practice Raidloggen instead of watching Asmongold, he thinks he can Goldloggen at the same time.
Raidloggen and Goldloggen is a retarded way to say raid logging and farming gold
Raidloggen and Goldloggen is a retarded way to say raid logging and farming gold
Raidloggen and Goldloggen by Pouqet April 24, 2021
gallows humor
Sense of humor that arises from stressful, traumatic or life-threatening situations where death seems to be an inevitability. Different from black humor in that comments of this sort are made by the person/persons affected (i.e. about to die).
Emissary: We will block out the sun with our arrows.
Spartan (gallows humor here): Then we will fight in the shade.
Spartan (gallows humor here): Then we will fight in the shade.
gallows humor by bobblehead bob March 11, 2007
Goblowned
-v- To be owned in the worst kind of way; killed by goblins in any RPG.
The most humiliating situation a gamer could ever be thrown into; akin to having your best friend restrain you and shove shit down your throat and pack it in with a horse's cock.
-adj- Something debilitatingly sucky/retarded.
The most humiliating situation a gamer could ever be thrown into; akin to having your best friend restrain you and shove shit down your throat and pack it in with a horse's cock.
-adj- Something debilitatingly sucky/retarded.
1)Ted: " I swear to got Ned, if you get killed by goblins, you suck worse than...(ted witnesses his friend being mauled by little green men)... wow... Goblowned! "
2)Mother:" Remember Billy, you have a play date with your "special" friend from school."
Billy: " I don't wanna hang out with that goblowned fag mom!"
2)Mother:" Remember Billy, you have a play date with your "special" friend from school."
Billy: " I don't wanna hang out with that goblowned fag mom!"
Goblowned by Nick Lowers February 5, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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