gollop 

North-West English slang meaning to eat something and swallow with a gulp, possibly quickly.

You're such an oinker! Look at him golloping it. Why don't you eat properly?

gollop by Johnny July 3, 2006

Gollop 

A large dollop of goo. Usually consisting of miscellaneous zooplankton, deposited in a dollop by disgruntled marine biologists tired of sort sorting larval fish from goo using a microscope, 200 km out to sea on a research vessel which insists on rolling in even the slightest swell.

"Yo what do I do with this gollop",

"Put it in the oceanographers tea"

Gollop by Amedawgnarlymoves September 12, 2017

Gollop 

British for jackshit.

You don't know gollop, Jon Snow.

Gollop by Shakattack84 September 29, 2017

Gollop

A big Dollop of daisy

I would like a gollop of sour cream please

Gollop by MaryG88 February 26, 2026

John Gollop 

A distinguished member of the States of Guernsey. One of the only politicians who works for the people and knows what he is talking about. Also a great character who turns up at any social event he can.

Lol is that John Gollop?

Yeah, yeah it is. What a legend!

John Gollop by Guern September 30, 2008

Myles Gollop 

Myles Gollop is the goat. If you have a problem, he can fix it. He is the greatest basketball player of all time. If you know him, you are lucky because it's an honor to know such a great, loving, and beautiful person.

"Wow bruh, is that Myles Gollop? I'm scared he's finna cook me 1 on 1"

Myles Gollop by thefbi February 21, 2019

Max gollop

Max gollop is another termed used to define an absolute legend who cares more about drugs than his GCSE's, and gets bare fit malts and that does NOT include spotty arse hoes

Bro you such a max gollop

Max gollop by You-fuckin-druggo69 June 24, 2016